just a little lad

she/her

[sarahnesthetic]

[yukika-moved-deactivated2022010]

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

[kristina100000]

your honor. my client and i dgaf

[knowyournewmeme]

sad, theres non racists..and there’s people that listen to electroswing..

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Stop trying to make “electro swing fans are racist” a thing

[knowyournewmeme]

typical sjw logic comment

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Do you know how to interact with people

[knowyournewmeme]

absolutely no

[scotmeachamwoodhome]

[guerrillatech]

[carnival-phantasm]

Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob

[mikeshanlon]

never watched a single tom hardy project but i stan him bc of these two images

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[cognitohazardous]

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

[deadeyesopened]

pussy had me like hip hip hurray

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[scene118]

good morning to all the breasts, honkerz, bazongers, knockers, bongos, tatas, titties, tits, racks, papas, bosoms, bazookas, boobers, tatas majores, mammary glands, bazooms, baps, tig ol biddies, chesticles, bazoombas, cha chas, hunka hunkas, awooga boogas, badonkers, dobonhonkeros, hadonkadonkas, milkers, tetas and titty tity boing boings

[peachfromcmbyn]

i for one LOVE that catholicism has become a completely decontextualized aesthetic online. yes it IS just gold and pretty stained glass and sexy sexy men wearing those sexy sexy collars. let it fall let it crumble away let the church that ruled the world for a millennia be crushed under the weight of a thousand pintrest boards 

[abandonrun]

“life is about baking bread” “life is about lying naked in the sun” “life is about eating fruit” well my life is about being on the computer

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

BTW you are not working for some kind of orwellian megacorp you are working at a little coffeeshop owned by a pleasant blonde woman who uses the scheduling app because its convenient and your apartment complex is a small one with only 10 units and the office staff is friendly but they dont really make the decisions and things are so normal you can convince yourself that things are normal and pleasant and everything is so convenient

[psikonauti]

Zach Bruder (American, b. 1984)

Good Neighbor II, 2018

Acrylic and Flashe on linen