wormbussy

he/him | 30s | 🇫🇷/🇵🇹 | spam bots dni

[animentality]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Oh, cool. The butlerian jihad got here ahead of schedule.

[wormbussy]

hear me out.

Cáca Milis shot-for-shot remake except instead of the four close-up shots of Catherine reading Outlander or whatever she's on AO3 reading BTS omegaverse RPF while Pól is telling her all about how he was voted Most Asthmatic Man In Ireland.

this is all still being shown in class of course so you then have to discuss with your study partner (as Gaeilge) the ethics of Catherine flicking her bean to the kpop lads going into heat and when you really think about it she's into Problematic Ships so it's really just a slippery slope to murder.

[wormbussy]

my Irish friend: "how much sugar do you want in your tea"

me:

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Why do Americans not simply overthrow their government?”

Well have you ever tried to overthrow the American government? Why aren’t you doing it if it’s so easy, wise guy?

Also given the state of the country right now the people who do take over after the smoke clears are uncomfortably likely to be fascists anyways.

[cheeseproducts]

happy pride month

[pseudotsugas]

California girls we're [untranslatable]

[savouryduck]

daisy dukes hapax legomena

[ache-of-saint-vick]

Sun-kissed skin is [molten? bronze?] (conjectural)

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[lianedegrenade]

people really do have such short memories about lots of things but specifically gay sex was a crime in much of the usa less than 25 years ago like i remember it and gay marriage wasn’t legalized until 11 years ago and i was a grown woman waiting to get my hair cut when i found out. on a beautiful june day!!!

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

i would like to remind everyone smugly using "usamerican" that you are not being woke or reclaiming anything you just don't understand how adjectives or languages work

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

It's not a problem that a word means different things in different languages. That's what languages are. It's fine. The person suggesting Yankee as a blanket replacement clearly has some interesting and terrible racial politics that they're refusing to interrogate. How do you people live like this

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mtvscreengrabs]

It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones (Live on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1965)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 73

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Bobby (Kpop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 21 hours 8 minutes

Onceler art by @teysifox

[bi-dykes]

Post made by @ bi-astrology on Instagram!

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[thesirensense]

Your self respect has to be greater than your desire to be loved.

[dimity-lawn]

[haiimrowie]

Fucking hell.

This disrespects the characters, the story, the author, the entire point of the book, and every single trans Discworld fan.

Context, for my non Discworld followers: Monstrous Regiment is a book which plays with the trope of "girl dresses as not to join the army", in which the protagonist slowly realises she's not the only one; all the other new recruits of her squad are similarly disguising themselves. Shenanigans ensue, and at the end of the book it's revealed a lot of the military higher ups are actually women with a facade of maleness, putting on the part so they can do their duty.

Sergeant Jackrum is also one of the people who ran away as a girl to join the army, but unlike the others he doesn't wear a facade. It's entirely himself. He is canonically a trans man. He doesn't want to leave the military and return to civilian life, cos he doesn't want to re enter the closet and live as a woman, and his squad's like oi mate you're literally sergeant fuckin Jackrum, there ain't a kid in this kingdom who hasn't heard of you in all your decades of service. Return to the family you left behind, the kid you birthed doesn't need to know you're trans, you can just say you're the guy who fathered that kid. Go be a grandpa and be happy.

To misgender him in any way is spitting in the face of the author, fans, and story. It's upsetting.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 57

Ryu (Street Fighter)

Santa Claus (Rise of the Guardians)

Remaining time: 21 hours 5 minutes

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.