hardcore superstar BY FAR

25; Poland. also @topless-oncology @saraquinwhatsupwiththesocks

[wormdrobe]

wisdom tooth gone I am suffering

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[apolladay]

Do you feel like your name is “old fashioned”?

* yes

* no

* it’s complicated

* see results

Do you feel like your name is “old fashioned”?

yes

no

it’s complicated

see results

Voting ended onJul 19

[wormdrobe]

guuuuys

person in charge of the alchemist dungeon looked at my tattoo. paused. decided it's magical enough. told me I'm worthy of sitting on the good witch throne in said dungeon. hello. that's so beautiful

[wormdrobe]

redhead lesbian witch I feel so willow rosenberg ohhh

[wormdrobe]

guuuuys

person in charge of the alchemist dungeon looked at my tattoo. paused. decided it's magical enough. told me I'm worthy of sitting on the good witch throne in said dungeon. hello. that's so beautiful

[wormdrobe]

yay

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[horationalize]

The best part of any class that deals with phonetics/phonology/morphology is watching everybody carefully, silently, repeatedly mouthing every sound the instructor brings up, like:

Instructor: [is talking about schwa]

The entire class, every time:

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[chryza]

Lizard

[chryza]

Wait

[leclerclegacy]

mutual 1: ITS COMING HOME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

mutual 2: england is on a blight on humanity

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[bi-rex]

which one is dan and which one is phil again?

[phight-club]

no one knows for sure. they’re kinda vague about it and there’s a lot of speculation going on. whatever the case is, it’s really none of our business.