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cal \\ he/him

[w-e-i-r-d-f-o-o-d]

The internet is telling me you can make a pretty good cake using just a box of cake mix and a can of soda and following the directions.

My challenge to y’all for the holiday season is to find either the best or worst combination of flavors, although I don’t think you’ll beat this for worst:

[greenriverzzz-deactivated202006]

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[metalbatteryzone]

[dwagom]

we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria

[dwagom]

…….yeah ok…..

[dwagom]

what the actual everloving fuck

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[sbnkalny]

My boobys have eyes

[wormsguyed]

thats called nipples

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Visit Original Link

(original post by @waymu)

[5oil]

[wormsguyed]

when you talk to someone younger, and you ask them who they live with? and in their reply they only mention one parent? or none of them? that is not an invitation for you to ask where the parent/s are in their living situation. that is not when you say “oh where’s mom/dad?” just. don’t. that’s not any of your business

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[ace-minecraft]

Guide to make your pets invincible!

This should work on both 1.13 and 1.14, and is not limited to ‘tamable’ mobs, either. So even if you have a pet squid or slime this will work on them!

If you’re playing singleplayer: start by going into the escape menu and clicking “Open to LAN”. Once you are in there, enable cheats, and then press open. Once that is done, run the command seen below via copy/paste.

If you’re playing multiplayer: you must the server admin or an op, then just run the following command by copy/paste.

/data modify entity @e[name=“<Pet Name>”,limit=1] Invulnerable set value 1

Obviously, replace “<Pet Name>” with whatever you have named them via a nametag. If it works, you will get the following message.

Now nothing can kill your pet!

Bonus: if you cannot find your pet, simply type:

/tp @e[name=“<Pet Name>”] <Your Username>

However, you must be close to where you lost them, because it won’t work if they are in an unloaded chunk.

I’m working on a datapack to do this automatically, but this may help you in the meantime.

[warpedlamp]

Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

[warpedlamp]

Absolutely classic

[lesbian-toddhoward]

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

[ewaneneollav]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

because none of us can ever agree on anything, are flip flops (thongs, chanclas) shoes?

reblog for yes, like for no, let’s settle this once and for all

[superflys-things]

Yes but they’re on thin fucking ice

[wormsguyed]

why would you walk on ice in flip flops

[wormsguyed]

i see 10 of my porn bot followers have vanished. bye babes i’ll miss u