disappearing up my own existence

🌺 please don't confront me with my failures / i had not forgotten them 🌺

[pusheen]

[oldshowbiz]

Bottle of Ants

[wrathbite]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[lizclimo]

[alisonzai]

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[roboco-san]

when we told all the harry potter people to read a different book they all just went and watched marvel movies I think

[roboco-san]

me making this post:

[343789359]

remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Mazda spokesmen say "lol idk"

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

[aflo]

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[chalkandwater]

I visited a puffin colony a few days ago.

I want you to meet my friend… the porb

[ultrafacts]

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[worried-about-coop]

a what of tomatoes

[carebewear]

I’m literally incapable of listening to hotel California without thinking about this comic

[chibird]

Despite its appearance, the box is spacious enough for two and is quite comfy!📦 It can be nice to take a small break from your troubles for a bit, but it’s always worth it to return to life’s challenges. Life is full of both ups and downs, and we have to get through those downs to experience the ups.

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[studentlifeproblems]