I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
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I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
>2016 >people still eat meat
Why do you hate animals?
idk mate that looks pretty fuckin’ good to me
Yeah but you’re a racist
we are both racists
Oh yeah
How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭
Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn't expect someone like you to understand that.
This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.
It’s what
OK here's the context:
This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They're also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP's inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg'd but they insist it's totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.
Also, the fic isn't actually about Paul McCartney, it's about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.
we made it to friday but at what cost
The price was orgasm after orgasm and Daddy fucking you full of cum.
theres never going to be another type of guy like this again fr
not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business
Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.
celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship
I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.
I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.
Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.
What a strange happenstance!
NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!
i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears
us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages
someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea*
Y’all be like “I hate bts but this song is so good 🙈” and I go to listen to the song and it’s the worst song I ever heard in my life god bless
Trans ppl will say shit like this and wonder why army's are so transphobic. You reap what you sow, freaks 🤪
How are you real
So I, uh, just found out that I might be kin with Josef Mengele and I don't really know how to feel about that. It scares me a bit, especially considering he was a nazi.
Hello, Dr. Mengele! I highly recommend the short story I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellian as well as its point and click game adaption, btw. You are in the game!
You can’t control who you are kin with, friend. You shouldn’t be ashamed, but I can understand some fear towards the beginning. It’s a real hard trail to blaze, but I believe that you can do it. You can come to embrace who you are.
I’m here for you!
~Su<3zy
PS If you check out that short story/game PLEASE tell me what you thought!
~Su<3zy (again)
Hi anon!! Not the same but I’m kin with Donald Trump and it’s really hard to be kin with a real life person that’s so hated, especially because I disagree with almost everything he’s doing. i tried to tell some of my friends and they were really weird about it so it can be lonely. You’re more than just your kin and it doesn’t mean u have to be a nazi in this life or anything! best of luck friendo!!!
he is INSANE
He had a whole shpeal asking Chat if we’d watch him just eat his lunch on stream, just AS the stream.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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l a w l my bf is so hot i love him
i love you so much you are so precious and sexy to me you are my angel my husband.. you suck my dick and drink my cum and gives me kisses and good to me and also mixed. jeff you are so good i love you so much I LOVE YOU SO FREAKIGN MUCH I LOVE YOU you are so better then norman and john you treat me good I WANNA EAT YOU ALIVE AND CUT YOU APART 💕💕💕
i love you so much tooooo you are so hot so good to meeeee i love you i suck your dick and drink your cum even if its um..salty..but anyways i love kissing you and fucking you im a mixed angel I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO MCUhhh ahh ……
the fact that this tag is just a bunch of conservatives shitting on fox news for “"lying”“” and declaring biden the winner and vowing never to watch it again
without looking, because he does this every sunday without fail, i can safely say this is a trend started by the popular MAGA fart fetish account, catturd2. this particular account has a thing for animal farts and scat usually, but generally anything related to farts is not off-limits for this person. they have tens of thousands of MAGA followers, most of whom do not know it is a fetish thing, and assume he is just making fart jokes all the time because it “triggers the libs” but it is very much a fetish account.
correction, it’s a fart fetish account with almost half a million followers
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I would be so pissed…
*hisses*
*gently steers Valla back to her books and brings her ginger and lemon tea*
*allows herself to be lead but is still glaring daggers*
I know, I know. It’s evil. Read something and relax. Drink your tea.
*grumbles softly, picking up her book and snuggling into the pillows*
*settles in next to her, holding up a brush*
Can I brush your hair?
*tail wags* Yus!!
*settles behind her and carefully starts brushing, starting at the bottom and working up to prevent pulling, before carefully weaving it into a complicated Viking-style braid*
*closes eyes and enjoying the feeling of someone playing with my hair, letting out soft contented sighs*
u guys good?
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
call me your fucktoy and just destroy me
oops! haha!! wroooong blog!!!!
don’t let me stop you though!
cool thing about tumblr is posts like these just stay forever
WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE
best sentence so far of 2017
going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to
Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)
What a twist
ok this is false i was mutuals with the guy and he was definitely kin as in fictionkin with a pope it was the pope from that show the young pope or wahtever. anyways i think the reason he deactivated was it turned out he was into necrophilia
this was like 12 slaps in the face
Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.
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