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Quote of the Day
Derek: "People get lost and die on roads like this!" Rob: "Have we learned nothing from The Oregon Trail? Slow and steady is the key, avoid getting typhoid, and if you come to a river, pay the damn guide! Don't try to ford so much as a puddle!"
Why?: Derek and I went to meet some friends at a tucked-away campsite. Waze took us on "Bob's Road" through the woods and over the river to get there.
Rob
Quote of the Day:
“Take some NyQuil and go to bed.”
“But it’s 8pm on a Friday night. I should take the orange pill and go down the rabbit hole like Neo.”
Why: If either of us was sharp enough to remember our Matrix quotes, the perfect follow-up would have been, “Remember, all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
- Sarah
Quote of the Day: “Mom, I need you to come open my window. You can’t just be lazy laying on the couch, drinking wine, and looking at your phone.”
Yes I can, son. Yes. I. Can.
Sarah
Quote of the Day: "People will never agree 100% about anything! Some people didn't like folklore. People make mistakes."
Why?: Derek's music references are coming in like machine gun fire these days. I just roll my eyes.
Rob
Quote of the Day: "I was going to grill chicken for lunch, but since it's a Hillary Duff video outside..."
Why?: Derek. Who else? 'Nuff said.
Rob
Quote of the Day
(After listening to “I Have a Dream” from Tangled in the car): “I have a dream that I am going to become a scientist and make medicine. I’m gonna be Dr. Grouchy’s Assistant Scientist and make medicine for the whooooole world. You have to buy me a white coat, mom. That’s what scientists wear.”
Sarah
Quote of the Day
Rob: “Wouldn’t it be crazy to get knocked into a coma and wake up three weeks later?” Derek: “Depends on what I missed.”
Why?: Just watching some Cobra Kai. Guess there’s some stuff Derek wouldn’t mind missing. Meanwhile, that wasn’t the response I expected.
Rob
Quote of the Day
Me: “James, have you ever tried orange soda?” James: “Yes. I had it when I rode with Rob and Derek in their car.” Me: “I can’t believe you remember that from more than a year ago.” James: “Because I dream about it all the time!!”
Sarah
Word of the Day: Cakes
Why?: After a full season of devouring Christmas Cranberry Pound Cake, I'm grateful for my new Bowflex VeloCore bike, so I can spin my booty cakes back into shape. Yikes!
Rob
Quote of the Day: "No! I can see that at Southwest Plaza, goin' in and out of the Buckle."
Why?: Zachary disagreed with my definition of an attractive man. Apparently, basic white dudes are not his thing.
Rob
Quote of the Day
James: “Say goodnight to Darth Vader.” Me: “Goodnight, Darth Vader.” James (in Vader voice): “Goodnight, James’ mom." *does ventilator noise*
Sarah
Quote of the Day
Everyone: “How is it going with the twins walking?” Me: “They look like bow-legged, drunk Frankensteins who love to suddenly go into Downward Dog.”
Sarah
Quote of the Day
Fellow Costco Patron: "Did you buy enough stuff?" Me: "I have one-year-old twins. Thus all the diapers and vodka." Fellow Costco Patron: *silently begins helping me load my car and returns my cart*
Sarah
Quote of the Day: "I hope that humble pie was good because your Rugelach wasn't."
Why?: Derek and I love us some Great British Baking Show. This quote came from Derek as we watched the new Great American Baking Show and the American judge, Sherry Yard twisted the knife on one Baker.
Rob
Quote of the Day: "If ya can't use it to cook meth, I'm not wasting my time!"
Why?: Derek was explaining to me why my Sudafed (that didn't require an ID to buy) wasn't at all stopping my runny nose. According to him, it's because I bought "the bootleg sh*t."
Rob
Quote of the Day:
Derek: "Faith Hill wasn't that great of a singer, was she?" Rob: "This song ('This Kiss') isn't a good example, but I mean, I don't put her with Whitney. She's as good as Shania or even Gloria Estefan though." D: "Yeah, so why did Gloria get to do that duet ('The Music of My Heart') with *Nsync anyway? That should have been Mariah, but she was slummin' it with 98 Degrees." R: "What song? I don't remember that." D: "'Thank God I Found You' from the Rainbow album. You know, 🎶'Thank God I found you. I was lost without you...'🎶" R: "Are you sure that's the melody or are you singing it poorly?" D: "Of course I'm singing it poorly!"
Why?: Just typical conversations in the car on the way to the grocery store.
P.S. I still don't know the song after listening to it, so it wasn't the fault of Derek's singing; I just don't recall it.
Rob
Quote of the Day - Disney Trivia Fail:
Sarah: "I got knocked out on Q5 with Dumbo!!" Rob: "Me. 👏🏼 F*cking. 👏🏼 Too. 👏🏼" S: "Noooooo!" R: "I realized it immediately after I tapped Sleeping Beauty (whose name is Princess Aurora, bt-dubz). I kept watching and I would have been knocked out at Q11 because I don't know the fairies in Sleeping Beauty by name." S: "I guessed Bambi." R: "No, Bambi ran his mouth." S: "I remember flora was pink and fauna green." R: "If I can't win this HQ, then I can resolve that I will never win HQ." S: "$.30 prize takes the sting out of losing." R: "True. Derek: 'That's a whole lot of work for thirty cents!'" S: "Sh*t. You can’t even phone a friend with that kind of scratch." R: "I could make well more selling my ass for fifteen minutes and I'd basically just have to lay there." S: "My two-year-old makes more money than that digging in the couch cushions." R: "Y'all still use analog money? Vintage." S: "Hell yeah. We make it rain out of that Dory piggy bank."
Why?: A text convo.
Rob