oh, how punk

formerly known as okwowcats

[sweetcheeksaremadeofthese]

the highest intelligence is empathy

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[happy-on-the-inside]

i. Collab with Tova http://www.rookiemag.com/2016/07/are-you-my-soulmate/

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[harrypottersonicobama]

any art is good art

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[waterandsilver]

Unfortunate reminder that domestic violence in England goes up by 26% when England plays and 38% when they lose.

For anyone who needs it tonight, the national helpline for domestic violence is 0808 2000 247. Please consider sharing this even if you’re not an England fan.

[books-n-quotes]

“I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[kansassire]

Deseret, 1995, James Benning

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman