Lost in Thought

I'm very lost and would really enjoy some company and maybe some cheese fries?

[themattumblr]

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

[goatinahat]

Stop dividing by zero

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

[telvi1]

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

[ebookey-blog]

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

[betsgay]

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

[dredsina]

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

[tardis-mind-palace]

what the shit america

[makeitearlgrey]

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

[docteryn]

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

[cookiebandit23]

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

[adhdcoolatta]

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

[moxie-pop]

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

[chat-bugg]

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

[iphone7plus]

american horror story: school lunch

[spidersandspiders]

[phobias]

avoiding hate like

[ultrafacts]

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[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

[shakespeareth]

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

[haus-of-ill-repute]

Where is the pumpkin stem 

[pumkatmoving-deactivated2015021]

[keep-the-labels-4-cans-deactiva]

[scream]

[aconsultingdetective]

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

[aconsultingdetective]

John: So what about you, then? Where are you actually going now? Sherlock: Oh, some undercover work in Eastern Europe. John: For how long? Sherlock: Six months, my brother estimates. He’s never wrong. 

[stonerclone]

[stupid-littl3-girl]

[oh-teen-posts]

[oh-teen-posts]

Follow this relatable tumblr, you wont regret it

[bullied]

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[patron-of-thieves]

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

[onesecondathousandthoughts]

Oh snap

[coldweatherandcoffee]

shots fired

[power2thelocallesbian]

but not by the pizza guy

[mcriartsy-deactivated20180310]

OH

[heart]

winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not

[eduardolion]

[willow]

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

[essinq]

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

[willow]

Okay WOW