Wrapped in Cellophane

My life wrapped in cellophane for convenient consumption

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My name is Wisdom

Actually, my real name is absurd. Wisdom is just my name when no one’s around to tell me otherwise.

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Getting in an elevator is like playing Russian Roulette with the AI overlords

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I measure my life in the number of milk crates it takes to move it from one place to another.

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I’m from planet Original 356

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I don’t cry to change reality

I cry to accept it

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If I was gonna roofie someone, it'd be you.

Someone shouted this out of a car window at me

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Just wait until people get comfortable, then they stop succeeding

Overheard on the way to class, said with a certain amount of glee

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Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly

Heathers

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If my life was a TV show, you just broke the fourth wall

My friend

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Life is what happens when you're busy planning other things

One of my professors

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You can get jaded to anything

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I’m sure there’s some symbolic significance

but I’m too sober to find it

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That’s my soul mate.

One day I’m going to deserve him.

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I need one spoon to eat cake and one to fight off the haters

My little cousin

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And Uncle Sam said,

That's not part of the deal

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I’m the kind of girl with fluid boundaries The kind of girl who sleeps with the shades open because she wants to feel the world outside She wants the trains rolling past her head in her sleep, The rhythm of all those tracks that never sleep The screeching metal wheels

The stars on the ceiling are shuttering back and forth with the time of the screeching tracks. It keeps getting louder. Louder. I think I’m going crazy. This is what acid feels like. What schizophrenia feels like. Maybe?

I’m the girl who will always let you kiss her but never kisses you back. I’m the girl you can pick up, mess with, slap her ass but never fuck I’m the girl who doesn’t give a shit about what you do until I love you. And then the world stops. I’m the girl with a fluid membrane between reality and fantasy, logic and delusion. They slop over. Communal interference.

I’m the girl with love in her blood and death on her hands. Fire

I I I Am not

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In North Carolina you can only buy ten assault rifles a year

Overheard on the city bus