Wristbones’ Ghost

I just came for art and shitposts

[morteraphan]

Can I show you some unicorns 🦄

[clumsypuppy]

I like how linebeck is the one to teach link how to fish

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[deepwebknowledge]

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[rocketbirdie]

unstoppable force meets immovable object

[radioroxx]

in tears rn

[nevert-the-guy]

Go my scarab, give us nothing!

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[sweatermuppet]

god grant me the serenity to eroticize what i cannot change

[insomniac-arrest]

Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

[insomniac-arrest]

Look, medication and therapy are essential, but I think we shouldn't underestimate this form of treatment

(Source)

[tuxankhamun]

accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

[flowerbleedme]

A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

[caats]

[lenetaylor]

band on the run

[cutemech]

she got stage fright

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[twilight-blaze]

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

[lizardsfromspace]

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

[postdespair]