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[autumnbrambleagain]

another year another me railing at how wizard of oz is always treated as "it's just dorothy's dream" and alice in wonderland is treated as "a real place she went to"

despite wizard of oz being explicitly a fairlyland dorothy travels to a dozen times before she just grabs her family and moves there so she can stay permanently with the trans poly princess gf in their socialist immortality utopia

and alice in wonderland being literally alice's midday dream about how much school and the adult victorian world fucking sucks and both stories end with her rejecting all authority over her and growing too large for queens to command and stomping on victoria until she wakes back up

you don't want to visit wonderland, in these our modern times it'd be run by an angry orange creature

you do want to visit oz, which is run by someone from tumblr

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

maybe it's just the cynical bitch mood today but. "what if dorothy was evil" is the most boring take to make for a wizard of oz retelling. oooh you took the quintessential darling sweetheart little girl main character and made her evil??? oooooh youre such a genius. whats next. oh nonono don't tell me. alice from alice in wonderland is actually on drugs and/or experiencing hallucinations. fucking king of creativity over here. fuck off

[strangestcase]

every chapter of Alice in wonderland

Title: THE STUPID THING

“Let’s do the stupid thing,” said the Stupid Asshole, “and do it stupidly.”

Alice asked, “Why must you do the stupid thing?”

And furthermore; she added “You see, it is quite stupid, and I would not like to see a stupid thing being done; or worse, be made to do it alongside you. That’d be the most stupidest.” Alice was sure ‘most stupidest’ wasn’t grammatically correct, but she had had such a long day and this was so stupid she didn’t even bother to correct herself.

The Stupid Asshole looked long and good at Alice with his brow furrowed Victorianly, and spat, “Shut the fuck up.”

[helenvaughans]

the thing about alice in wonderland is that it basically perfectly depicts the experience of being an inquisitive little girl in a world that is fairly hostile to inquisitive little girls

[solile]

“They’re literally me!” And it’s the character that is loosing their mind.

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[countinglobsters]

There are 0 lobsters in this post

[caffstrink]

Word

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[drawnsnake]

A scientific diagram

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[you-need-not-apply]

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[tboy-trash]

we're far too culturally obsessed with men who are mean and rough around the edges but turn out to be big softies underneath it all when, in reality, most men who are like this are simply dicks

[threedollarsdotcom]

when she start s ripping all your skin off

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[attackoftheskydancers]

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

[pastimperfection]

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

[wakingfromthewater]

This is going to enter my vocabulary