xoxo

bagel boys bumdadadum bagel boys bumdadadum bagel boys with cream cheese

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[sirochech]

btw do you know how Jon found out that Paul doesn't hear the music in show? La dee da da day. This song has ONE chorus section where the music doesn't play. That's what Paul hears until Let it out. And that's what Emma hears until "Show stopping number" section in Inevitable. Because she already knew it's sound and you start hearing music when you start singing along. That's why La dee da da day, the first song in the narrative, the first song aliens sing, doesn't have any lyrics in it's chorus and is so catchy. Cause it was made to be sang along with.

[medievaljournalist]

the hero is charging an attack right now and asking me to lend my power but that asshole still owes me $20

[yipyapcloudi]

when im at the jon matteson fanboy competition and will branner is there

[videodrome-victim]

gifs of whatever the hell this was

[camseal]

Pov Paul in "what do you want Paul?"

[maja-paja]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[meangreenspaceman]

favorite things in tgwdlmr in no particular order

changed lyrics in you tied up my heart (and all the songs). i do think the lyrics were the weakest part of the original (and most hatchetfield shows tbh).

bill hugging alice in not your seed. hoooooly shit. the woodwards are my everything

in inevitable, during the show stopping number segment, everyone just gesturing to emma, the spotlight hitting her and her seeing the audience... LITERAL CHILLS

paul doing the grace chasity twirl at the beginning of inevitable

watching pete get infected...

ruth, max, frank pricely, and barry swift being in la dee da da day

also the bit after la dee da da day where they exit saying random actor things was HILARIOUS

new trash tattoo bit

the bit before show stoppin number where ted and emma try to get hidgens to not play the piano

all the new choreography, especially let it out, show me your hands, la dee da da day, and tied up my heart. James Tolbert absolutely cooked with this one. should I do a choreo analysis as a novice choreographer? maybe i should

THE GIRLS HANDING BILL THE GUN AT THE END OF NOT YOUR SEED. CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS

jeff blim's wig as sam

BILL FULLY BITCH-SLAPPING TED WAS HILARIOUS

the hidgens portrait

mr davidson choking paul with the phone cord

and more things i can't think of

[quirrelmorts]

oh my god???

[maidthings]

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

[maidthings]

you have to love her. you have to

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[thesubcon10ent]

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

[guiltyidealist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[mrs-ronnie-reid]

TGWDLM: Screw this guy in particular

Paul: 🧍