Stressed, but it's for the best

Charlie◦she/her◦20◦ace◦Amateur in the sense that I do things out of love

[fealty-to-thee]

lets tilt with papa

[iiryebreadii]

[worm-on-a-blog]

soakin’ up those last few moments of summer. they hope you’ll join them, you’re more than welcome to grab a cola!

[tangerinelabyrinth]

No one reps harder for platonic relationships in media than those who don't want to see people of color, especially black women, in happy relationships.

Specifically talking about interracial relationships in media, y'all don't care about platonic relationships until a person of color enters the show and has a chance to be with the white main character; then all of a sudden y'all become spokespeople for platonic relationships.

They do this within shows too, like with the disposable black love interest trope and the trope where they usually have a white man fall in love, flirt and sleep with a ton of women, but the second a black woman enters the picture as a new character, it is made very clear they will never have anything romantic happen between them.

I love platonic relationships, but some of you use them as an excuse because you don't want people of color to be with your favorite white character, and it shows.

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[questcequecestqueca]

Walter Molino

[roach-works]

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

[buribulla]

Going through it everydayyyy lllloll

[yuripuppy]

Where are yall writing?

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[homunculus-argument]

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

[homunculus-argument]

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

[tubapun]

Next character that's gonna transition in canon is Luigi from Mario btw. and we're not stopping there

[tubapun]

Nintendo put out an ad in 2019 saying Luigi wishes he could turn into a woman, it's time we force them to follow up on that

[tubapun]

Cool so you took my post about wanting a character to be a trans woman and instead went "actually I think he's a gay man trying to dress as a woman to get another man to fuck him" and you think there's no issue here? Have you considered taking a hammer and screwdriver to each of your teeth individually instead?

[rylandsgrace]

CHAPPELL ROAN

Edinburgh Summer Sessions (26.08.25)

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[edgebug]

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

[edgebug]

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

[vixendoe-archive]

you guys realize ‘reblog bait’ is a trigger tag for psychosis that can be set off by posts that say things like ‘reblog this or your dog dies’ ‘reblog this or you’ll never be happy again’ ‘reblog this to win a million dollars’ and not for posts like ‘hey rb this and put in the tags x thing’ right

[vixendoe-archive]

okay since some people in the notes are confused, and to be fair I didn’t word this post very well, here’s some examples on how to tag things

reblog bait: reblog this and you’ll have good luck for 10 years

reblog game: reblog and put your favorite color in the tags

reblog bait: if you don’t reblog this, we can’t be mutuals

reblog game: reblog to give your mutuals a stuffed animal

reblog bait: you’re a terrible person if you don’t share this, I don’t care about your blogs aesthetic

reblog game: reblog and tell me if you’re right or left handed

basically, just think. is the post giving a threat, ultimatum or guilt trip? if so, it goes under reblog bait! a post saying to reblog but doesn’t have anything like the above would go under reblog game. hope this clears stuff up

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

also people with ocd! and probably a lot more tbh. it just hurts neurodivergent people for no reason

[lichfucker]

y'all are so lucky I decided to just block this motherfucker instead of going off at 4:30 am because people are misusing alt text again

[lichfucker]

alt text is not the place for paratextual jokes. alt text is not the place for soliloquies and asides and confessions. alt text is not the place for secret tangential conversations between author and reader. alt text is not the place for easter eggs. alt text is not the place for paragraph-long existential rambles that include lines like "did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I don't have any answers" and "I've lost the thread of what's happening in [the image I'm supposed to be describing]."

alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.

[plain text: alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.]

[sycamorality]

all disabiliy aids and medication should be free for everyone

THIS IS A DISABILITYT POST STOP MAKING IT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE you can make your own posts about other things ok. this is a disability post thank you

[dimensionhoppingtrio2]

Leah Jeffries would've gotten harassed regardless of whichever originally white part she got casted for(and lbr,even if the piece of media that was her first big hit was obscure beforehand and/or the og character was already black and darkskinned)but there is really something so deeply extra evil about the fact she was specifically chosen to play Annabeth Chase,the deuteragonist and love interest of a book series where the most core,prevalent and unambiguous and what caused it to even be created in the first place theme and lesson was 'judging children for not fitting normative standards is bigoted and punishing and persecuting them for it is child abuse'.The only reason y'all shit yourselves so hard you could've(and should've and deserve to after what y'all did and KEEP doing to her)die of dysentery is she's not an acceptable type of minority to you i.e she's a darkskinned african-american girl who was raised in AA culture and acts like it and dosen't sand herself down to act white OR as a mere token for diversity as opposed to the human being she is and not an unpleasant and entitled white boy who happens to be neurodivergent or a 'poc' who bends over backwards to please and apply to respectability politics as much as possible.Nearly two decades of that 'characters with dark hair who're fluent in sarcasm and have devil may care attitudes' nonsense buzzwording just to cyberbully/cyberabuse Leah.........The guillotine isn't enough for y'all.Y'all need to jump into multiple shark tanks