starting over

(he/she/they) neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this lizzie from the swift completion of their appointed spam

[thedyingswans]

everyone shut up tiny moritz has something to say you gotta be nice

[riotboyeli]

FUNNIEST notification to ever get

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[redstonedust]

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

[hardhuilen]

No, you should turn this around! It's actually impressive as hell to have your life together while also dealing with mental health problems. Maybe you are just Like That, but you're still managing to have your life go pretty smoothly. Be proud of yourself!!!

[djpachipikachu]

roadtrip doodle dump of bullshit <3 I love stratt in this au . truly. obsessed with her

grace has weird gender in this au dont ask me what kind of trans he is yes hes got top scars yes she ponders transfemininity no me and my partner dont care to figure out whats going on with him

anddd the matching friendship bracelets that grace rocky and simon have :]] bought at a roadside gift shop <3 rocky and grace often swap theirs while simon keeps his star one

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[willowwhirll]

Artist is @0trebot on Twitter or @otrebot on tumblr!! Here's the link to the og post.

@bpjenkin123088 on Twitter has also made a couple of comics in response to the original that are awesome

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[quasi-normalcy]

Whoever invented the word "dead" to describe things that aren't alive was really going off. Love how monosyllabic it is, with a hard final consonant. Very definite. Very fatal. Good word.

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[acorpseinthisbed]

[kaylmao]

someone broke into my house and stole my pronouns when i was sleeping. i mean someone broke into the house and stole some pronouns while people slept

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[hotvampireadjacent]

Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[marvin-trilogy-lies]

Everyone who attends the Falsettos reunion concert will be greeted with Stephanie J. Block shaking ass to Four Jews in a Room Bitching.

[i-ate-the-sun13]

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

[musical-sappho]

Ref under cut, also there is no watermark idk what u mean (i only know how to use picsart pls give me recs for other softwares that are on mobile

Found this as a t shirt on Pinterest and i thought it was funny 🙂 i think they ar from supernatural lmk if im wrong

[queer-as-city-folk]

private schools are like a cult, but heterosexual about it