Lavender Basement

Chubby Furry Wolf. I love shitposts. Meme connosieur. Pokemon Shuffle was a mistake. 

[switchbit]

that's 2024's queer deers! happy pride!!

[rustyanddustychevron]

Ok how do we feel about my sonas side by side?

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[oysters-aint-for-me]

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

[rustyanddustychevron]

Oh he's stinky again <3

[rustyanddustychevron]

He could crush you while hugging you

[ferretteeth]

Incredible dialogue from NorthernLion on raising kids

They are right it takes a village. Because parenting one on one – two on one is a free space in Bingo, that's nothing. Oftentimes you're gonna be one on one. Parenting one on one is way more taxing than parenting eight on eight. I think it's a little bit like basketball. Eight on eight is easy, man. The kids play with each other, every once in a while one of the kids does something wrong and one parent goes like HEY KNOCK IT OFF. And then everyone's on their best behavior for like ten minutes. When you're in a group setting with many parents who have kids, one parent just by using their dad or mom voice can apply an AoE debuff on at least six kids. Whereas if you use your dad voice on your kid one-on-one, I mean that's a targeted spell. You're wasting the radius of the AoE. So it's less energy efficient, let's put it that way.

[lenofi]

me

[rustyanddustychevron]

I think we all want the same from him

[wolveswolves]

A coastal wolf takes a moment for free-spirited play in the Great Bear Rainforest

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[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

fucking rollign around

[xdreamydaddyx]

You don't need therapy, kiddo. You need a big fat dad cock.

[depsidase]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from Mike Primavera (@/ primawesome) edited to read: The U.S.A told me oil wars keep eating his armed forces so I asked how many armies he has and he said he just goes to high schools and gets a new army afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding poor kids to oil wars and then his citizens started crying. /End ID]

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[the-hope-gnome]

[gin-juice-tonic]

that anon calling Soos “nonbinary with left bro” is still stuck in my mind

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull