i'm the relax 💀

old person. i like cats and computers and ttrpgs. idk

[wrysenpai]

hi

blog for my cats is at @jyggy-n-mayu

[bimmyjimmy]

he hates taking pictures with me

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[segamascott]

this person needs to get real

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[izzetheking]

do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Some girls eat double dogs with fries and onions and relish and big pickle on it with mustard all the time and they like it.

[izzetheking]

erm.... OK sista

[uyukat]

[angelicguy]

[internetgreatesthits]

[iamoutofideas]

can someone edit this so the muppet is handing him a true?

[fernrye]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[hellopuns]

The Monday Period: Part 1 of 6

Part 1: you are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[partypuppy-nastja]

Shout-out to this fascinating combination of kinks and DNIs that I saw in the wild:

Let's see, we have:

Our glorious: mommy kink ✅

Their wicked: incest/fauxcest ❌

Our glorious: femboys ✅

Their wicked: sissies ❌

Our glorious: CNC ✅

Their wicked: rapeplay ❌

Our glorious: boys, twinks, femboys, service subs (common theme is that there are multiple of them) ✅

Their wicked: non-monogamy ❌

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[importantcatpics]

[mrscancelled-1]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[doctor-goodtouch]

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

[justanotherdamntarnished]

Ah yes. Shroom.