"So the Story Goes..!"

||The Old Fashoned Story Teller, King Of The In-Between, Jeramie Idomonarak Ne Brasieri|| "Could you read the secret between the lines?"

[pukicho]

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

[wulfricnavy]

...how many people have you killed over this

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[morganoperandi]

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

[we-are-rogue]

Aye, rules-lawyering is exactly as old as rules.

@we-are-lawyer

[xcziel]

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

[kneecuts]

My favourite of this trope is from The Scottish Play where our protag is told: “No man of woman born” can kill him.

Only for our boy MacDuff to be like “Bitch, I was a C-section baby” *stab*.

[alexaloraetheris]

Oooh, I can’t remember where it was but somebody did a joke where MacDuff subverted the curse because his ‘mom’ was a trans man so he wasn’t just a c-section baby he wasn’t born of a woman either.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[wulfricnavy]

the British colonized the world for erotics

[zac-salazar-01]

If there was a rider themed around the 7 wonders or landmarks

What kind of villain/kaijin they would fight?

[wulfricnavy]

something pollution/industrialization themed, like the ones in Go-Onger

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremular

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[kyuyua]

Bad boys bad boyin’!

[wulfricnavy]

that looks incredibly rad, boys

[mybrotherwetsleeve]

Maybe I just haven’t seen original phineas and ferb in a long time but the skin suit episode and the Doof Louisiana backwoods cousin episode of the new season are really making me feel like the writers are getting lost in the sauce. But I also consider the forced perspective western plot/A plot of the Louisiana backwoods doof (B plot) episode to be genius and classic pnf so what do I know

[wulfricnavy]

it does feel kinda off sometimes, but maybe it's just that the team has been off of Phineas and Ferb for so long? But the skin suit episode did feel like something Dan and Swampy would do. And the bread bowl adventure was just perfection.

[evilwizard]

say no more

[wulfricnavy]

you had me at monsters. As they say, I'm lovin' it.

[sheilakijawaanii]

i love being funny and i love making my mother laugh.🪬

[valeriapryanikova]

conservatory, observatory

[syn4k]

its still crazy to me years later how artists and writers have been complaining about how hard it is sometimes to draw and write since the dawn of time and we all talk about how we'd love to be able to just make art without actually having to make art but when ai started producing images that were passable as human made art and companies started marketing it as Exactly That, Making Art Without Having To Make Art, we all collectively went "no wtf" and beat the shit out of it with hammers without hesitation

[solavei]

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

[solavei]

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom 

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else 

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die 

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city 

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

[solavei]

Understandable response

[jem-jam]

uhhhh hh hh hhh

[doc-notreally-salas]

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

[pjo-tvs-version]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

this sounds like msa level shit im crine

[wulfricnavy]

I- huh? what-

@zeherili-ankhein @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @jeahreading

cursedblr look at this shittt-

[sajra-savera]

tired of responding "😂" to unfunny reels in dms.

[wulfricnavy]

I opt for the more confusing 😭. Keep them guessing yk

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which

[aamtreeanalogy]

1. disappear

[saltedcaramelpieee-deactivated2]

2.discipline

[teri-bua-meri-fan]

3. dissociate

[hehehahahaaa]

4. distressed

[icanttellyoueverything-deactiva]

5. discombobulate

[caviris]

6. dismember

[wulfricnavy]

7. disembowel

[lesbian-offical]

GAY

[wulfricnavy]