Hey hey its ole hickory ham mike

33% cute animals 33% dumb goofs 33% existential dread

[wutangdad]

When my gf isn’t home I give myself little treats like eating beef jerky or going to Taco Bell so that I’m not as sad about her being away

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[catasters]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[latex-salesman]

[thyrell]

if i was patrick bateman i would have just smoked a bowl and not done any of that shit

[wutangdad]

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

*tips camera, blurring the photo* m'othman

[fundaki-babbles]

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

[kagurasbayangs]

[avvviso]

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This is Haru

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[hand]

Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad

Person: but you're always buying stuff

Me: *finger guns*

[unflatteringcatselfies]