[rabbitebooks]

[fremulon]

when someone asks my political views

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[powerburial]

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

[guerrillatech]

[clarafordahwin]

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

[teslacarbombs-deactivated202212]

im just fucking with you your honor

[sandmandaddy69]

[pdfbabe]

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

[teathattast]

[ashstfu]

as an empath, my heart really aches when you guys are losers

[doebt]

i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay...its important

[twofingerswhiskey]

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[swagforbirds]

my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.

me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

[thatsoup]

You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.

[swagforbirds]

can i hold your hand

[thatsoup]

Of course

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]