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[wylan6jesper]

People voted so Incorrect quotes Batfam x Batsib

Dick: Why am I your emergency contact?

Bat-Sib: Because you’d answer.

Jason: Fair.

Tim: Statistically accurate.

Bruce: …

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Tim: I haven’t slept in 46 hours.

Bat-Sib: Rookie numbers.

Alfred: Neither of you are allowed near the coffee machine anymore.

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Damian: I could defeat you in combat.

Bat-Sib: Probably.

Damian: …That wasn’t the response I expected.

Bat-Sib: Confidence is good for you.

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Jason: Violence isn’t always the answer.

Bat-Sib: Wow. Character growth.

Jason: Sometimes it’s the question.

Bat-Sib: …

Jason: And the answer is yes.

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Bruce: Where are your siblings?

Bat-Sib: Define “where.”

Bruce: …

Bat-Sib: Alive?

Bruce: That’s not what I asked.

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Dick: Who ate my leftovers?

Silence.

Dick: I am not mad.

More silence.

Bat-Sib: He’s lying.

Everyone: Yeah.

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Bruce: Stay together tonight.

Ten minutes later…

Bruce (over comms): Status report?

Dick: Lost Jason.

Jason: You didn’t lose me. I left.

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Bat-Sib: If I accidentally committed a crime, would you help me?

Dick: I’d get you a lawyer.

Tim: I’d make an alibi.

Jason: I’d help hide the body.

Damian: I’d ask what took you so long.

Bruce: Absolutely not.

Alfred: Master Bruce, you once helped cover up six vigilantes hanging upside down from a gargoyle.

Bruce: …That was different.

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Dick: Family game night!

Tim: Great.

Jason: Sure.

Damian: Acceptable.

Twenty minutes later…

Dick: WHY IS THE MONOPOLY BOARD ON FIRE?!

Bat-Sib: Jason lost.

Jason: I prefer the term “passionately disagreed with capitalism.”

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Bruce: I told everyone not to do anything reckless while I was gone.

Alfred: And they listened.

Bruce: Really?

Alfred: No, sir. I simply wished for you to enjoy two seconds of hope before reality returned.

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[wylan6jesper]

Y/n x Jason Todd incorrect quotes

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Y/N: If I die, promise me one thing.

Jason: Don’t.

Y/N: Promise you’ll delete my search history.

Jason: …Absolutely not.

Y/N: Jason.

Jason: I’m framing it.

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Dick: How did you two get banned from the grocery store?

Y/N: Jason stole a shopping cart.

Jason: Borrowed.

Y/N: While I was still sitting in it.

Jason: You said you wanted to “go faster.”

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Bruce: Why are you smiling?

Jason: Can’t a man be happy?

Bruce: You did something.

Jason: …

Bruce: What did you do?

Jason: Y/N and I adopted another stray cat.

Bruce: We already have—

Jason: Another.

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Y/N: You know what’s a red flag?

Jason: Probably murder.

Y/N: No, I was gonna say not returning your shopping cart.

Jason: …

Y/N: Jason?

Jason: I have committed worse.

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Jason: I can explain.

Y/N: Explain why there’s a goat in the Batcave.

Jason: That’s… surprisingly specific.

Y/N: Jason.

Jason: I can explain.

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Y/N: You’re bleeding.

Jason: It’s fine.

Y/N: You’re literally dripping blood.

Jason: It’s called dramatic entrance.

Y/N: It’s called a trip to the ER.

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Tim: What’s your love language?

Jason: Bullying.

Y/N: He’s telling the truth.

Jason: I bought you fries yesterday.

Y/N: See? Peak romance.

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Bruce: Why is there glitter all over the Batmobile?

Jason: Y/N wanted to feel ✨magical✨.

Y/N: Jason hit a craft store display.

Jason: Both statements are true.

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Y/N: Jason, catch!

Y/N throws the keys.

Jason doesn’t even try to catch them.

Keys: Hit him in the forehead.

Jason: I thought you meant emotionally.

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Alfred: Master Jason, would you like tea?

Jason: No thanks.

Alfred: Y/N?

Y/N: Yes, please.

Alfred: Very good.

Jason: Wait… I actually do want tea.

Alfred: You had your chance.

Jason: I have been outplayed.

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[wylan6jesper]

Batman incorrect quotes

Damian: Drake and I have put our differences aside.

Tim: We have.

Dick: That’s great!

Jason: How?

Damian: We discovered we both enjoy insulting Todd.

Jason: Wow. Betrayed by my own siblings.

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Bruce: Nobody is allowed to adopt any more animals.

Dick: Okay.

Jason: Fine.

Tim: Sure.

Damian: Understood.

Three hours later

Bruce: Why is there a cow in the Batcave?

Damian: You said nothing about livestock.

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Alfred: Master Tim, have you slept?

Tim: I closed my eyes for a minute.

Alfred: When?

Tim: 2024.

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Dick: I love all my siblings equally.

Jason: Earlier you said I was your favorite.

Dick: That’s because you’re standing here.

Tim: You told me I was your favorite yesterday.

Damian: Pathetic. He tells me every morning.

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Dick: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Jason: If it helps, I also can’t explain.

Tim: I can explain.

Bruce: Good.

Tim: I just don’t want to.

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Bruce: Has anyone seen my grapnel gun?

Dick: No.

Jason: Nope.

Tim: Negative.

Damian: I have not.

Outside, a grapnel gun fires and a goat flies across the yard.

Bruce: …

Damian: I said I did not have it.

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Jason: You know what? I don’t care what anyone says.

Tim: That’s literally your entire personality.

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Dick: I made breakfast!

Tim: Why is it smoking?

Jason: Why is it moving?

Damian: Why is it looking at me?

Dick: You guys are so dramatic.

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Bruce: How do normal families spend their weekends?

Dick: Movie nights.

Tim: Board games.

Jason: Family dinners.

Damian: Murder.

Bruce: Damian.

Damian: Attempted murder.

Bruce: DAMIAN.

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Tim: I need caffeine.

Jason: You had six coffees.

Tim: I need seven coffees.

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Dick: If anything happens to me—

Jason: It won’t.

Dick: You don’t even know what I was going to say.

Jason: If anything happens to you, it’ll somehow happen to all of us too.

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Bruce: Why are you all covered in dirt?

Dick: We fell.

Jason: We were pushed.

Tim: Gravity happened.

Damian: We won.

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Alfred: Master Damian, where is Titus?

Damian: Safe.

Alfred: Define safe.

Damian: Safer than Drake.

Tim: HEY!

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Bruce: Family meeting.

Jason: Is this about the Batmobile?

Bruce: No.

Dick: Is this about the chandelier?

Bruce: No.

Tim: Is this about the police report?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Is this about the sword?

Bruce: …There was a sword?

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[wylan6jesper]

I think my favorite figure from Greek mythology has to be Icarus, there’s just something about him!

[wylan6jesper]

I think my favorite figure from Greek mythology has to be Icarus, there’s just something about him!

[wylan6jesper]

About to watch the avengers for like the 20th time 😭

[wylan6jesper]

If your in the heated rivalry fandom how do you feel about people making a female OC as a 3rd love interest with Shane and IIya, I personally dislike it I feel like it takes away from their story and the impact it has, but at the end of the day it’s just fanfiction people can do what they want.

Opinions and thoughts?

Update: That said, this genuinely isn’t me attacking anyone or saying people can’t write what they want. Fanfiction is fanfiction, and people should absolutely write whatever makes them happy I just personally don’t read those kinds of fics.

I’m honestly just curious how other people in the fandom feel about it, because I’ve noticed it more lately.

[gayaristocrat]

Anybody else notice how when Jack Abbot was trying to fix the injury on his back his muscles were so big he couldn’t reach back there?

No?

Just me?

Oh ok

[exploringwithalexus]

Guys I cried over Jason like 3 times when thinking about the priest’s Eugoly only to find out I have my period….HAPPY late JASON DEATH DAY!

[elois-illust]

BATGIRLS !!

[ashoss]

can yall watch them while i go smoke

[biggaylord]

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loyal knights