“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Saying "like ogres and onions" to someone explaining a complex situation.
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@xanraygun
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Saying "like ogres and onions" to someone explaining a complex situation.
failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing
oompa loompa doompity dame
wake up, it’s time to play a game
oompa loompa doompity dife
you don’t value your own life
the device on your head is the reverse bear trap
tears your jaw open with just a snap
find the key before it’s too late
it’s hidden in the stomach of your dead cellmate
(i wonder if he’s really dead)
oompa loompa doompity do
one minute on the clock for you
if you go free you will rejoice
live or die, make your oompa loompa doompity choice!
I finally understand modern art.
batman but with anatomically correct bat ears
if i may humbly elucidate:
@ritzy-biscuit
@chocolatemicenwhiskey
Hope no one screams in those ears 😬
@origami-trust
I took a screenshot of your tags before you fixed them >:D
Can you imagine a bat dressed, crazed man driving by just yelling “ECHOLOCATION!”
@jovialjuggernaut @stephalupagous @untilfurthern0tice HERE.
So THAT'S why the Absolute ears are so big.
Sometimes a phrase like "to be fair" is too unwieldy and disrupts the flow of the message you're typing, so you shorten it to "tbf". Other times the cadence of the full phrase is an integral part of the prosodic balance, so you spell it out in full. In the future we'll have so many options that it will finally be feasible to write the pure melody of your thoughts beforehand, and then attach whatever semantic content you like to it.
How much longer is Markiplier going to last?
ROYAL GUARD!
why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps
what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here
LEAVE ME ALONE
@shittysawtraps
Yeah it’s easier to be more productive with a lil bit of whiskey than it is with beer haha. Do you have a top 3 for whiskeys?
no i'm not too well educated on alcohol i just like the basics. crown is my fav for now until i get introduced to something better
canadian LTD is a good option too. cheaper and actually made in the same facilities as crown, actually.
my nothing
that one ed, edd, n eddy episode in a nutshell
coffin
for sale
never used
vampires trying to upgrade their sleeping habits but trying to keep it subtle
OMG FOUND THE SOCKS WITH DIFFERENT STYLES HERE ᓚᘏᗢ-♡
"How dare u imitate my beauty human"
"Look at what you need to mimic a fraction of my power."
it is unfortunate that there's no reason for most people to remember high school chemistry because the best analogy I have found for "the amount of energy that it takes me to initiate a task, which can be higher than the amount of energy it takes to actually complete the task" is "activation energy" and it's not precisely perfect but
yeah. and you can even include "thing that reduces the barrier to doing the task" as a catalyst/enzyme
anyway. unfortunately this does not actually clarify anything for the average person. but #ToMe it works
This has been driving me insane.
I used to be *good* at search. It was a whole thing - I found people's "lost songs" or their unknown-source childhood stuffed toy or whatever from Google.
Now, you can't search for the exact brand/design name of something and get accurate answers. It drives me spare on Amazon - if I search for XYZ and you don't have any, or you only have 2, tell me that.
I wouldn't mind if it said "Here are 2 XYZ. Shoppers also searched for..." Instead it'll just throw a random, barely-linked pile of results and you have to wade through every single one to see if the thing you want exists.
THIS. For ages I used to say that I had "high Google-Fu". I could find *anything* because I knew how to use strings to enhance searches. The string commands haven't even worked for well over a year or more, far before they put in this infernal (and often wrong!) AI BS on top.
I used to be able to search for recipes and easily eliminate unwanted ingredients with a -. For example I'd look for low-carb desserts but without the zillions that use peanut butter simply by searching for something like:
low carb chocolate dessert recipe -peanut
And I'd get a slew of on-point suggestions. For some time now if you do -peanut Google ignores the - and assumes you want recipes stuffed with peanuts.
Where it's even worse now is now you get directed to sites full of bogus AI recipes that don't even make sense. But they have peanuts in them.
I used to be able to use reverse image searches to find out who made that awesome art so I could give credit in my share. They've removed that ability entirely and replaced it with Lens, which is AI BS just showing you more like what you looked for. (Rebecca Watson complained about this in her recent video about JD Vance jizz cup rumours and I apologise for that sentence but...yeah. Watson is great, go find her on Youtube and subscribe because she went into detail about how Google has become less and less useful for debunking.)
This isn't just about Google inserting shopping ads instead of what you wanted to learn about. That's bad. But the results now are just *broken*. The tools we used to have to make searches better have been removed. Google no longer wants us to find the answers we seek, but the answers they want us to have, and that's super creepy and dangerous.
And the alternatives are either using Google in the back end or have other significant barriers to use.
This sucks.
Duckduckgo and all the other alternatives work this way too, now.
Verbatim search, guys!! Go to "Tools," and enable "Verbatim."
It's a pain in the ass, but it still works!
1) yay, thank you
2) WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THEY HIDE IT
For all you Firefox users, here's an addon that forces verbatim mode to always be on:
Download unfuck-google for Firefox. This addon forces 'Verbatim' search on Google - removing all bs personalization and localization and let
For google chrome users https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/verbatim-search/occcfdnjdbgjglcbpolkmjnjillkgbcm
I like to think the DantexLady ship is like When Harry Met Sally where they agreed that if they weren't married by a certain point in their lives, they'd get a marriage contract solely for the tax benefits and still keep it platonic.
ANOK YAI at the 2024 Met Gala (May 6, 2024)
Crazy? I was crazy once.
Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!
Your ideal environment is:
Hot/Cold
Wet/Dry
Bright/Dark
Loud/Quiet
HWBL - beach boy
HWBQ - tropical fish
HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup
HWDQ - the swamp woman
HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee
HDBQ - Lizard
HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy
HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon
CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew
CWBQ - penguin living
CWDL - port angeles basement show
CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal
CDBL - ski resort
CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska
CDDL - mcmurdo station rave
CDDQ - corpse
Wake up babe, new genders just dropped.
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
Art
How. Interesting
Absolute bog standard post
@charlesoberonn
How about now?
Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there