evil woman

everything is about me and the self-insert fanfiction in my head so proceed with caution /// 21+, she/her.

[nocuer]

you interested in anyone?

I have nothing in me for anyone

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[erstwhilesparrow]

okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

[crunch-barr]

in my world patience x lacey isnt a headcanon that’s just what’s actually happening. I saw it on page. yes in my world. yes in the world I’m living in.

[blessyourheartlittleone]

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

[himynamesisnotemail]

[zazrichor]

whisper whisper in the dark ● tell me what you see ● poisoned by your fly infested poetry ● LIAR LIAR on the wall ● give the world to me ● a wasteland or a monarchy? - Liar Liar (Kamelot)

[godlessondheimite]

the irony of the garfield assassination is that guiteau was the one who had the personality of an orange tabby

[theehorsepusssy]

[justineslupe-deactivated2022050]

Succession (2018) / Sharp Objects (2018)

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[sirtobybelch]

little eggyboy doodle

[hampop]

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[tiktaalic]

I’m starting to think rhaenyra and alicent are not going to end up saving their marriage

[seinfeldr]