a recipe for disaster

ttrpg enthusiast, aspiring bucket filler | pfp by @teashot on ig | feb/xy | https://en.pronouns.page/@xfebruar

[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: Traffic jams from the whims of dragons, what a world to live in.

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[rt0no]

[incendavery]

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

[incendavery]

[ostensible-adult]

Image descriptions:

Image 1: A four-panel comic featuring furry characters "Cat", "Goat", and "Corvid". All text is all-caps. Panel 1: Cat says to Corvid "Hey. Your pronoun pin is upside down." Panel 2: A close-up of corvid's upside-down pronoun pin, reading "HE/THEY". Panel 3: Corvid says "Oh. Yeah. It came loose from its backing, and now it keeps doing that." Panel 4: Goat says "And here I thought you were flying it upside-down to signal distress", and Corvid laughs in small text.

Image 2: A single-panel comic labeled "Bonus Panel". Cat says "HE/THEY", with the text upside-down. Corvid says "How did you say that with your mouth??"

Image 3: A tumblr comment saying "Your pronouns are he/they now". "he/they" is written with non-standard characters so it appears to be written upside-down.

Image 4: Image 2, edited with the commenter's icon over Cat's head. Cat still says "HE/THEY" with upside-down text. Corvid now says "How did you type that with your keyboard??"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gremlininho]

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I was mauled by a government sanctioned minotaur while riding public transit so now I drive everywhere to avoid the minotaurs

I wondered where you went...

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[cannibalcaprine]

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often