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you youngins with your crunchyroll and licensed subs on everything are missing out on the true weeb experience that was small subber groups doing whatever the hell they wanted with their translations
a nugget like this will never happen again
Iâm screaming
natural selection has failed the ninja world
do you think naruto has to count tails every time he retreats into his subconscious to ensure that yes, he is speaking to the ninetails, and that a squid hasnât somehow snuck in there
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, itâs long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didnât alter any of this.Â
âŠ.
Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the showerâs water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter â hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hildaâs rich chest.
As Hildaâs buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. âHilda,â Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hildaâs warm thighs. âThere is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.â
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
âTorolf,â Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. âI need you.â Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. âOh, sorry,â she added. âTorolf, I need you â sexually.â
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolfâs undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinsonâs. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. âTorolf,â she said softly, âthereâs something I have to tell youâŠâ
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
âŠ.
DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
i fukcing lost it at meat wand
âentered her like she was a lotteryâ đ
mikaatqueen
ITâS BAAAAAACK!
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinsonâs.Â
oh my god. Im still laughing as I type Web this. I guarantee I will still be laughing after I post this.
She felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment đđđ
Wait, butÂ
âHer snooch got all warm, tooâ
âthe soft pink petals of her clungeâ
WHAT??? WHY???
I made my husband read this aloud to me with voices and now my ribs are bruised from laughing.
I am at work at the library and I am breaking our silence rule by laughing very loudly.
@hardbucky @magellan-88 @mischievouslina-rp @onceinanightmare @stars8melanin @softiestevie @thesparkyalphathor @echo-fallen-incubus @the-winter-dork-rp
GuysâŠ.guys! *Cackles*
Just sent this to my husband & heâs almost crying from laughing
WhatâŠ
WHAT DID I JUST READ, OMG???
Oh, my eyes! đ±đ±đ±
I wonât suffer alone. đđđ
@mastreworld @lokilover9 @burningarbiterheart @iamhisgloriouspurpose @vesperazylra @the-lokis-queen @lisams20 @lokiloveforever
I spewed my coffee up my nose when I read all of this!! xD
I think there is absolutely no way that this author did this on accident. They basically wrote the drugstore romance novel equivalent of My Immortal and got paid for it.
Bless.
And itâs still better than Sean Pennâs attempt at writing :D
This makes me super mad that fan fiction doesnât get published but this dumpster fuck did. Also, galloping abs.
OMG!!!! Thatâs allâŠ.just OMG!
So should I add this in my next update? LOL. If I could stop laughing long enough to type. Oliverâs galloping abs were the reason Felicity choose him over Tommy, no I canât. Tears are running down my face.
Oh JesusâŠ
@maevelin gia SENA MWRO MOU KAI MONO
Itâs baaaaack!!
@girl-next-door-writes this always makes me want to go back and read your Mabel and Hogan story đ
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EXIDâs Hani with long hair for anonymous â€ïž
exo closing out the 2018 winter olympics in pyeongchangÂ
Sehun: What are you doing?
Jongin: Iâm making voodoo dolls of my dogs
Sehun: Yes I can see that, but why?
Jongin: So that I can rub their bellies while Iâm away
Sehun:
Sehun: ... Could you make me one too?
âBeing sexy in your 20s is more because of your energy, while being sexy in your 40s is more because of your experienceâ
âI think I wonât be much different once I reach my 40s. Iâm still gonna be the same mischievous person I am now. If I ever have a child by then, I want to play around with my kid like a friend.â â LEONâs interview cr
SEHUN DANCE BREAK
© OLIV-XOXO
-one day at a public bath-
Sehun, suddenly: there will always be more nipples than humans on earthâin fact, twice their number.
Baekhyun, stops rubbing his back:
Baekhyun: dudeâ
THEY PLAYED SHINEEâS LUCIFER ON LUCIFER KDSJFKSDJF ICONIC!
Which one are you?
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Exoâs Electric Kiss but instead of Baekhyunâs cocky laugh itâs just⊠Baekhyunâs normal laugh
nghtdrve;; pop punk au;; prologue
;; in which nghtdrve must learn to get along with their rival band, sadz. ;; chenbaeksesoo auÂ
;; iâm too lazy to make a moodboard right now, so each story part will have a new member gif. for this chapter, i chose baekhyun~ chapter one is soon to come ;; nghtdrve members profile ;; sadz members profile
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