GREMLIN

yehehe

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

[xinghaikourai]

i stop wasting time on tears

I block him on Pokémon go

IT’S NOT ENOUGH

[xinghaikourai]

yknow, when I realized how similar power rangers samurai was to samurai sentai shinkenger was, like shot for shot identical, I thought they were just gonna put kotoha in a bride dress during that one episode.

Nope, they put a motherfucker in drag.

The implications of Kevin doing drag are so nuts man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"i want to rotate them in my mind, i want to chain them to a radiator, i want to waterboard them but emotionally" here take this

[mika-chuu]

[xinghaikourai]

Jayden Shiba core

[xinghaikourai]

same energy.

[xinghaikourai]

dear ninja blenders,

you guys do know that apxgp is not a real formula 1 team. right. like they’re just brad pitt’s mary sue team. you guys know that right. it’s important to me that you know that.

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[xinghaikourai]

doot doot

[xinghaikourai]

I love how ao3 has so many language options. like yes I would love to read my power rangers smut in Sumerian cuneiform

[xinghaikourai]

HELLO???

[xinghaikourai]

Hulkling needs to start abusing his shapeshifter powers. Leaving a hand in one room while walking to another, arm following and lengthening behind him like a ball of yarn in the Minotaur’s maze. He can literally make pockets on his own skin. Bro can literally do anything he wants, and is only limited by his imagination or the fact that he is a pussy.

Bro could literally be tralalero tralala. He’s just too scared to do that.

[xinghaikourai]

What was I smoking last night

[xinghaikourai]

Cabaret but every time the emcee switches to English it’s a very very heavy southern accent

[xinghaikourai]

So I grew up Jewish in circumstances that are *shockingly* similar to William Kaplan. New Jersey, specifically the area that Westview is based on in the comics, Reform Judaism. And so re-examining his experiences under the filter of my life has given me so many new insights and headcanons.

William probably went to Jewish sleep away camp and sang the same songs I did at mine.

He probably went to Hebrew school. He might’ve hated it.

He probably snuck out of Shabbat services to run around with his friends.

He probably sang in his synagogue’s choir.

And when Agatha died, he probably said Kaddish for her.

[xinghaikourai]

anyone wanna recreate the boston tea party dressed as imperial stormtroopers

[xinghaikourai]

nick Nelson could do so much with the song ‘you fell out of the sky’ from something’s afoot, mainly on principle and vibes

[xinghaikourai]

Small Umbrella in the Rain, from the Little Women musical.

I should just make a showtunes playlist for him and Charlie. Could have so much fun with that

[xinghaikourai]

Delovely, both the original and the reprise. So Nick and Charlie coded

[xinghaikourai]

started referring to my trauma as “the incident” in a mysterious tone. morale up 72%

[xinghaikourai]

“haven’t been to a whattaburger since the incident” feels so much cooler