[dajo42]

had a nightmare they continued the big bang theory without jim parsons by having Sheldon invent a machine that turned him back into the kid from Young Sheldon but it turned into a horror serial where he was hunting down the rest of the cast trying to get them to go in the machine too but none of them wanted to be kids again but he kept outsmarting them when they hid until the climax where Leonard pushed him into the machine and he turned back into a baby who they gave to an orphanage and they were like “it’s finally over….. we’re free” but then they got back to the apartment and Baby Sheldon was sat on the couch and he said bazinga and shot them

[evanfromgeometry]

You only needed the first 9 words

[yumekoba-deactivated20210608]

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

[indianaconservative]

“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child

[normal-horoscopes]

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

[carfuckerlynch]

daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”

[esoanem]

In the early second century, in response to the question "Why has God not made man just as He wanted him to be?" Rabbi Akiva said "For the very reason, the duty of man is to perfect himself."

[normal-horoscopes]

I wrote this nearly a year ago, at the time I had never read the work of Daniel Lavery, Rabbi Akiva, or other queer writers who has written similar things.

In fact, a few people accused me of plagiarizing, but it didn't bother me.

It didn't bother me because it was proof that it was real. It was proof that throughout history there has always been fruit and wine, there had always been bread and wheat, that there had always been people like me who looked at the magical transformation of one to the other and said "there I am, just as God intended"

[weedle-testaburger]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[with-fervor]

you’re right and you should say it

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[blackcat-creations]

{ like if you plan on using any of these, please do not claim as your own. c:@blackcat-creations }

[geekberry]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beginners-mind-deactivated20231]

💕

[bimbodemon-deactivated20210909]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-lauren-fight-for-her-livelihood?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all

This is her gfm, the article doxed her despite begging to stay anonymous, misquoted and used her quotes to craft a narrative that smeared her, and the author contacted her family and employer. They’re ruining her life and career for the sake of a tabloid article.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Help Lauren fight for her livelihood, organized by Amanda Tr

Lauren is a paramedic, working on the front lines in one of the hardest hit areas of th… Amanda Tr needs your support for Help Lauren fight

[j0skik-deactivated20210817]

Holy SHIT fuck this journalist

[onlytwitterpics]

[aphrobites]

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I think about this tweet every day… every single day

[kirboob]

don’t look at me respectfully

[kirboob]

look at me and go “damn i’m horny now”

[b7unt-deactivated20241111]

yeah idk if any of u watch among us streamers but Imane Pokimane who is a huge streamer is a striaght up terf….also im p sure there are videos of her saying the n word… 

[star-52320]

Hey, did some digging around this. I cant say anything abt the transphobia but from what I’ve found she was playing league of legends qnd fighting smth called Anivia and said “This ‘Nivia’s getting cucked.” Some ppl heard the n word, and I cant say anything else abt it besides this. Back up your claims

[star-52320]

Also! I heard theres other clips from 5+ years ago of her saying it. She’s apologized and explained she doesnt say it anymore bc she’s grown as a person and realizes how harmful it is

[b7unt-deactivated20241111]

first of all many people didn’t accept her apology bc it felt like damage control for both, and it’s not your place to forgive her PERIOD considering she’s done nothing to actually harm you…. she associate with pewdiepie as well which is already NASTY bht also her mods work on behalf of her, since, she’s automofded the words queer and trans so anybody saying trans rights are banned.

[b7unt-deactivated20241111]

honestly if you’re not a trans woman or black I absolutely don’t give a shit what you have to say in response to this. 1. She is responsible for her mods and the mod clearly said it was pokis rule and 2. VOICE XONFIRMING IS TRANSPHOBIC. Even ever having that at a rule is so so so messy and as that was her rule YES she has a lot to apologize for not just her mod lol she’s clearly throwing that mod under the bus

[yukika-archive-deactivated20210]

here’s an instance where she used the infamous “attack helicopter as a gender” line

[orchidvioletindigo]

Gotta agree with the people in the notes saying this is just standard transphobia/transmisogyny and not TERFism. She’s not trying to dress any of this up in the language of feminism; she’s just being generically transphobic

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[smokeinsilence]

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

[viridianmasquerade]

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

[missfennec2]

Anyone who asks what Unus Annus was like I’m going to send them this and refuse to say more.

[anxietyproblem]