[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

[catboyspells]

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

[catboyspells]

YOU DID THIS

[shammerham]

Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with. 

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone

I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

[christineebersole]

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

[1amgirl]

[killowave]

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[rum]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[midknyghtkvng93]

Wow…i fucking wish!

[madamspeaker]

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[tinderventure]

That shit hurted

[tastefullyoffensive]

[onlytwitterpics]

[relishboi]

[putacoolnamehere]