Emme

22 || I come back here once in a blue moon really YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@emme_me

[xthatnerdx]

Anywayssss hi I revived my YouTube channel from 4 years ago so y'all should go like + subscribe :)

[xthatnerdx]

And what if I start using Tumblr again for the sole purpose of promoting my YouTube channel? What then?

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sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

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he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[xthatnerdx]

I forgot how much effort running a blog would take so maybe I won’t be very active on here after all. I unfollowed like 100 people yesterday and I still have like 200 more people to go through,, but once I get my dash and every thing cleared out I’ll try to get back to reposting content

[xthatnerdx]

Now United is very heavy on the visuals so like all of their music videos are filmed in such beautiful locations one of their more recent songs named all around the world was literally filmed all around the world like all of the members learn the choreography on their own and they all shot and filmed it on their own and then it was put together and it’s so crazy because even even though in every music video not all of the members are in them for multiple reasons like they’ve added new members a lot of them have taken time off to do personal projects like acting just a bunch of things but like when you watch the videos you will see that visuals are super important like the music video nobody like us was filmed on lava rocks in Hawaii the music video and for the music video for I think their most viewed was filmed in a colorful location in Mexico there song beautiful life the music video was filmed on like a waterfall in India they’ve filmed in places like Abu Dhabi  Brazil basically all around the world

I’ve watched a few mv’s and listened to a few more songs and they’re all really good! The mv’s are really well done considering how they manage to make one for pretty much every song!

[xthatnerdx]

I’m not the same anonymous person but another fun fact about now united is that they’re one of the only groups that has a music video for every song and they have this video first song later concepts so the music videos will always be available at least a week or two before the song is actually available on streaming platforms I don’t know the exact name of the concept but with majority of the songs it’s video first and then the song is available on streaming platforms but they have killer choreography and just everything about the music videos are insane and when you watch the music videos it’s so easy to learn all of the members because of their uniforms that they wear in the majority of the videos

That’s so cool! I always like seeing mv’s for songs so it’s awesome that they have one for all of their songs and that’s an interesting strategy to release the mv and then the song a little bit later

[xthatnerdx]

Since you like K-pop I definitely recommend live this moment it’s all English but it definitely has that kind of energy and then nobody fools me twice it is a solo song done by the Korean member and it is in both Korean and English also I would appreciate it if you end up really liking them telling as many people as you can to listen to them because me and a bunch of other bands are trying to spread the word about them because they don’t get the love that they deserve and we’re trying to get them to blow up in more places than just Brazil end it would be appreciated so much

Oooh thank you for the recommendations! I’ll try listening to those songs!

[xthatnerdx]

So Now United has 18 members from 18 different countries all uniting the world through the language of music and dance and they sing songs in different languages and they have a amazing choreography and they’re just like one big family and when I first started listening to them I just kind of did it as like a joke since I don’t really like pop music or whatever but you will get hooked in they also have this weekly update show called them now United show where every week they post a video and it can be their lives at home when they’re a part behind the scenes of music videos rehearsals traveling whatever they’re doing so you always get content and you’re gonna fall in love and they need as much support as possible so they can blow up like they deserve

That sounds so cool!! Thank you so much for sharing! I’m listening to Nobody Like Us right now and it’s so pretty so I’ll definitely listen to more of their music! They have such a cool concept, I’d love to support them!

[xthatnerdx]

What do you think of now united I need to know immediately because if you don’t listen to them you need to start immediately because you will fall in love with them

Never heard of them! I will definitely check them out though!

[xthatnerdx]

I took a break from Tumblr for a few months years(?) and now I’m a fucking Kpop stan

[xthatnerdx]

I shouldn’t be surprised considering I started out as a weeb that played Mystic Messenger but I’m still disappointed in myself

[xthatnerdx]

I took a break from Tumblr for a few months years(?) and now I’m a fucking Kpop stan

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

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the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[lesbianshepard]

we have 12 hours left (because est is the only time zone i acknowledge) to come up with the last meme of 2017 

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Stick on the Cucumber

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Fancy pickle

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Pickle cucumber

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Cucumber.jpg

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cumcuber.ex

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Cucumbers make you cheat

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[emilyelizabethfowl]

THEN PERISH

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[emilyelizabethfowl]

Cucumber on a stick is Fine Art now

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[emilyelizabethfowl]

Why weren’t you at Cucumber Practice??

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You know I had to stick it to em

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The floor is cucumbers without sticks

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[emilyelizabethfowl]

2018 being like:

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@memedocumentation

[xthatnerdx]

Cucumber on a stick for the last meme of the decade??

[mens-rights-activia]

Anyway, here’s why this is the best meme of the 2010’s

This meme is an internet staple that managed to be versatile, unproblematic, inclusive, and best of all one of the greatest examples of a shitpost. The humour was not in the grandeur, not in the references, not in the junxapositioning of labled words, nor in the relatability of it all. The humour is in the simplicity, the artistic composition of the original image, the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject, and of course, the iconic pose that changed the way we see one’s hands clasped together with one’s feet shoulder-width apart.

This meme is a reflection of the average: middle class life in the ‘burbs; taking pictures at everyday landmarks such as the uneven sidewalk by your house or the tree you almost crashed into when you just got your learners permit; wearing your favourite matching top and bottom in a picture to show off the 18k gold plated wristwatch and loafers your nana got you for your birthday; the grandest joys in the most average of things.

In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did

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[libertybill]

[dude-its-liz]

[swevicki]

Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.

[bscully]

Bullshit.  He didn’t. He’s pulling a PR stunt right now.

From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn’t exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check…?)

“Sincerely, Dick N bawls”? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible

everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn’t seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar  should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that’s exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao

Also this:

Where’s that Testicle Association you’re speaking of?

[aphony-cree]

That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x)

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[holmesmikotoba]

dick n bawls

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

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[rillegas08]

Oh, that’s the context.

[rustiieldritch]

good dad