cold hands ; colder heart

♀, 24, Germany, bi. weaboo & alcoholic. full time flower-princess. {everything is queued}

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[plusness]

Los magníficos óleos de Viktor Lyapkalo (RUS)

Fuente imágenes: Leningrad Artist / Pinterest / Blogger / Vi.sualize

[slavicafire]

please tell me more about mushrooms being remains of gods

there is a reason why we substitute meat with mushrooms. there is a reason they have this umami taste.

and that is the same reason why so many love the taste but can't stand the texture. as if it was wrong to eat it.

the fungi flesh of the old ones is a prophecy. it is what we used to be, what we could be. what we will be - once we give into the mycelium. once we allow it to bind us and become one through it.

unlimited potential. interwoven and intimate and divine and with the sweetest scent of the forest bed and decay.

[funnytwittertweets]

[wlwbeauty-blog]

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

[extrashenanigans-deactivated202]

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.

[theconcealedweapon]

[readerininvisiblewritings]

Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.

[thefaultinourforcebond]

IM DELETING THE OTHER POST. I FORGOT GO_A

[popepauljohn]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[tomatobeans-blog]

[theladytrickster]

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ourfunnyworld]

[maskedcorruption-deactivated201]

This makes me furious.

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[frogs]

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

comparing our bodies

[blue--folder]

Patron saint of women who don’t want to talk to you on public transit

[my-pearl-on-sundays]

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

[journeymanfool]

(it’s what miyazaki wanted)

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[perfectquote]

“I’d much rather have one great person to talk to every night than have several pointless conversations with temporary people.”

— Unknown