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we're not kids anymore.
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@exhaustedspacewitch
i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
At university the homiletics professor told us:
„when writing sermons don’t kill your darlings, just cut the lines and bury them in a word document in the hope of resurrection „
I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.
this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob
*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god
the human body when you use it and exist in it
work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...
to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.
day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring
that's okay. you dont need to do that actually
#frogheaven #beeandfriend #attentiongrabber
her bff (best frog friend)
The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself
studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel
[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]
before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌
when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES