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don't stray from the path

[y1fa]

𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙨𝙖𝙮, 𝙄 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙩. independent & selective rp blog for YLFA SNORGELSSON of dimension 20's NEVERAFTER. written by kaeli / she they / 25+. 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚.

𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙊. 𝙈𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙎. 𝙈𝘼𝙄𝙉.

[y1fa]

@unbelong you are not ruled by fear, you are ruled by strength.

ylfa knew she was strong. her now hulking frame was used to shield the people she loved from harm. the wolfish features that made her less like herself also solidified her strength. no use in worrying about what was out in the woods any longer - she had become the thing to fear.

wide eyes peer up at omen. she had met witches before - timothy included - but he seemed older somehow. perhaps not as old or powerful as the baba yaga but something about him felt settled. "what are you ruled by?" she asked.

[y1fa]

STARTER CALL like this and i'll post something small for our characters. if i don't have any direct ideas then i'll come out to plot with you.

[rosmarinys]

who's ylfa?

[y1fa]

@unbelong ❛ nobility is defined by what you do, not who you are. ❜

the image of a cottage in the wood forms. it's blurred but ylfa can feel the rough wood against her knuckles. the sound of her mother's voice. her siblings obscured from view. she wondered if the wolf had made her monstrous or if she had always been the way. in a moment of emotion, she had blown away the only life she had known. it didn't matter how much good she was trying to do, the harm that she had done was tangible. staining the remnants of her story the same blood red as her cloak.

"well, i've done some pretty bad things." she sniffed. ylfa swallows the lump in her throat. "so i'm not sure i would be noble by that standard either." she shrugged. "from my experience though nobility doesn't mean you're super good either. i think you can be good without being royal. i mean some princesses and princes are good - but not all of them."

[wehavekookies]

Some doodling about Ylfa Snorgelsson from Dimension's 20 Neverafter my beloved <3

[goblincaptain-a]

casualties and fatalities are expected from battle. hob has lost many friends and confidants out in the field, but he can be honest when he says he is more than glad that the only creatures who had been lost to this fight were not his adventuring companions. surprisingly, captain hob had gotten rather attached to the ragtag team of fighters, monsters, and scoundrels. he supposes he is one himself, now. never did he think his loyalty would lie with anyone but the goblin court, but after his and their story had fallen apart, hob had found a new one with the now wounded travelers around him.

' very kind of you, ylfa, but perhaps your special berries could be used on someone with a higher standing, or someone who needs them more, ' he's careful not to squish the goodberries in his mighty hand, keeping his claws open and spread away from them. blurring eyes move up to the girl once more, nodding once in a curt manner, goblin stoic and prepared for the pain that would come with the removal of the giant splinter. ' pull strong and quick, i shall deal with the aftermath, '

[y1fa]

she knows about loss. how the reminder of it seems to follow her from place to place. nowhere is free from the guilt that builds about being the one to carry her legacy forward. in their brief time together ylfa had become attached to her companions. while kp and ylfa were quite different she felt a kinship with him regarding the ever-encroaching wolf qualities that she had been adapting to. they had been thrown together to tackle something greater than themselves.

"perhaps you could take one, and i could take one." she sniffed, plucking one from the center of his paw and keeping it in her own. after a moment she slipped it into her pocket. "one," hands are clasped tightly around the piece of wood. "two." ylfa takes a deep breath as she looked at kp before giving a small nod. and then pulling with all of her might. "three."

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[y1fa]

STARTER CALL like this and i'll post something small for our characters. if i don't have any direct ideas then i'll come out to plot with you.

[y1fa]

STARTER CALL like this and i'll post something small for our characters. if i don't have any direct ideas then i'll come out to plot with you.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 / 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  for  all  your  medieval  /  fantasy  /  d&d  inspired  threads  and  aus!  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i hope this raven finds you well… ❜

❛ you carry a sword, yet you are not a knight. ❜

❛ the gods must be angry. i sense a storm brewing. ❜ 

❛ there’s no place i’d rather be than by your side. ❜ 

❛ nobility is defined by what you do, not who you are. ❜

❛ i know how to keep my life and my crown. and i will. ❜ 

❛ well, i’m not a knight. not yet. ❜

❛ at least we’ll die with honor. ❜

❛ i’ve never seen a dragon before, what are they like? ❜

❛ this knife is laced with venom, any sudden movements and you’re dead. ❜ 

❛ of all the idiots in the realm, i’m trapped with you. ❜ 

❛ shed no tears for me. i will be back before you know it. ❜ 

❛ i’m sorry, but i’m to be married to someone else. ❜ 

❛ here’s a copper for your thoughts. and a silver not to tell them. ❜ 

❛ you humans are most amusing. ❜ 

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ you were made to be ruled. ❜ 

❛ i will protect you. it is my duty, knight or not. ❜

❛ my kingdom is in danger. i’ve come to ask for your aid. ❜ 

❛ i’ve got a date with destiny, and it won’t end in a kiss. unfortunately. ❜ 

❛ keep your sword up and your back straight. ❜

❛ you’re asking me to commit treason. ❜

❛ you will make a fine ruler one day. ❜ 

❛ no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜ 

❛ bury me shallow, i will be back. ❜

❛ bard! play something a little more upbeat. ❜ 

❛ i warn you, i’ve been trained to kill since birth. ❜

❛ my magic is useless against them. i’ve never felt so powerless. ❜ 

❛ how can it be my destiny to protect someone who hates me? ❜ 

❛ i am at your mercy, your grace. ❜ 

❛ do not be afraid, little one. i will not hurt you. ❜ 

❛ any man who must say ‘i am the king’ is no true king. ❜

❛ knights must prevail with steel and sinew alone. ❜

❛ impudent of you to assume i will meet a mortal end. ❜

❛ spare me the ‘i’ve come to slay you’ speech and let’s get on with it. ❜ 

❛ it is my duty to protect the last of the dragons. ❜

❛ do i look like the kind of person who dies? ❜

❛ we are king and queen, chained together like prisoners in a dungeon. ❜ 

❛ for every great ruler, there is an equally great assassin poised to kill. ❜

❛ my bloodline was wiped out before my eyes. i’m the last heir. ❜ 

❛ you look better in your wanted posters. ❜ 

❛ you don’t need a king. a knight can make another knight. ❜

❛ violence for violence is the rule for beasts. ❜

❛ fear cuts deeper than swords. ❜

❛ pick a god and pray to it. ❜

❛ i’d rather die than marry you. ❜ 

❛ my duty is to my people. ❜ 

❛ glad to see you haven’t become food for the vultures. ❜ 

❛ i will paint the throne red with your blood. ❜ 

❛ what’s a life threatening quest without a bit of music? ❜ 

❛ some of us may not survive, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward… paid. ❜

[y1fa]

she cannot shake the auroratory. the deep sense of shame that burrows into her chest as her essence seemed to taint the story. her palm is pressed to the cold floor, her body stiff and unmoving. ylfa isn't sure how long they have been in the lines between but continued exposure made her anxious. she didn't want to ruin anything else. ylfa only looks up when legend and key grow closer. "my story is right out there." she said pointing. any trace of red and the wolf had disappeared from the sky, only the natural greens and whites seemed to remain.

"how long have you been in the lines between?" they knew it had been a while, but workers seemed to come and go. before the pair had mentioned that they had grown understaffed. people had left and they seemed to be following a set of rules that someone else had crafted. "the doorways, especially to the neverafter, seem to be crumbling." @slashaer

[y1fa]

#Y1FA an exploration of dimension 20's ylfa snorgelsson ( aka little red riding hood ) from the neverafter campaign. ─── 𝐈 𝐌𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄. ©

[sowritten]

𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍

cursing, violence, all that good shit. feel free to adjust as you please!

you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from

thank you for taking the job on such short notice.

you are getting the new and improved me.

you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.

you don't have bad luck.

it's good luck. it's all in how you frame it.

you picked me second?

you have the strangest requests.

hey, this is nice!

it's like I got a compulsion or something.

I have to take it if I see it.

a goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.

why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?

you're bleeding, mate.

oh shit, who the fuck did I kill?

I don't bleed.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

they're adaptable, like me.

no one likes lemons.

what's the catch? there's always a catch.

oh well, look at this! sleeping beauty!

technically, we're outside contractors.

you ever watch thomas the tank engine?

I always bring my stickers with me, you know that.

I wanna fucking strangle you right now.

why do you always bring swords?

that wasn't our fault.

you sound nervous.

you're overthinking it.

you're under-thinking it.

my job is to keep you safe.

I plan on completing my job.

the case, go get me the fucking case.

he doesn't need a reason to kill people like you; he needs a reason not to.

that's fucking confusing.

you came here to kill me.

you're going to want to hear the whole story, or you'll be very, very sorry.

three words describe our situation right now; do you know what they are?

family's more important than money, right?

let me put this bluntly: there's this soulless psychotic leader with the largest criminal organization on the planet shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.

if you mention that one more time I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face.

he asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.

what do you want?

I'm not in someone else's story, you're all in mine.

deny it all you want, but you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera et cetera.

I don't know what you think I can do for you.

you're going to kill him for me.

you look so tense.

that sounds dark as shit.

nut up or shut up, bro.

right, so: slight change of plans.

you stabbed me?!

I came here for revenge.

can we just take a time-out here?

I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine.

you are fuckin' excused.

it sounds so easy when you say it.

I'm really good with faces.

we have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we're surrounding ourselves with.

why are we whispering?

this rude enough for you, you fucking prick?

shove that hat up your asshole, you hear me?

there's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you.

I' can't really hear what you're saying.

I'm just fucking with you, mate.

who the fuck are you?

you look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.

you shot me. you shot me twice.

I shoot a lot of people.

you also have a shootable face.

I've forgiven, I've moved on.

I've always been lucky.

every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?

what's your plan here?

I'd like to accept your offer.

simple is better.

I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.

are you following me?

eat a bag of dicks!

I'm not a diesel, you're a diesel.

jesus christ, you had a bit of a bosh.

would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?

wanna make an easy two hundred bucks?

is this like, a sex thing?

all right, game's up.

the innocent young girl act really doesn't get you very far if you're holding a gun.

I wanted to handle it myself.

you can't control what fate has in store for us.

we're not finished.

this is a complete waste of my time.

unlike you, I'm a professional.

get the fuck off my back, will ya?

we need to deal with that twat right fucking now.

be careful, something else is going on here.

I'm never wrong.

you shoot first, come up with the answers later.

you be careful.

we need boundaries.

I knew my luck would rub off on you.

if the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.

I brought you here to fail.

it's a stupid plan.

it's a brilliant plan.

whatever deal was made, it wasn't done with the normal channels.

there's something else going on here.

did you just say whack?

you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

you sure you don't want to talk this out?

for what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole and I'm glad you're going to fucking die with me.

why did you even bother trying?

I don't think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose.

I'll do what you want.

you don't know anything about life or how hard it is.

I haven't seen anything like that, I think I'd remember.

I still need a fall guy.

you got a better idea, do you?

I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.

I'm sorry, I get captivated by white girl tears.

I'm really good at reading people and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.

am I dreaming?

I don't know how to shoot a gun.

you are really good, you sure you didn't study?

how do you do that? it's really unbelievable!

I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.

take that, punk!

you bitch!

you gotta be better prepared!

I'm mansplaining again.

you don't seem like a religious person.

you want me to hold your hand?

are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?

how do you always know what I'm doing?

get off your fucking lazy ass and come here and finish the job yourself.

I want to look into your eyes when I kill you.

I'm so happy to see you.

please help me!

I'm sorry darling, I don't know who the fuck you are.

a pretty girl makes a good hostage.

keep your fucking knickers on.

there's been a diesel causing all sorts of fucking havoc.

it was you the whole fucking time!

what the fuck are you doing?

he said he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.

no one's going to hurt you.

we've got to go, right now!

I don't want to be alone, please!

it's not your fault.

you've got your whole life ahead of you.

make sure you do something that brings you peace.

you're not going to let me get hurt? be honest.

you're creeping me out.

I have survived much more and much worse than you.

I'll fucking kill him myself!

her intentions with you were not honorable.

a blind man could see you were the one in the dark.

I did not need to do anything; fate will do what it wills.

fate for me is just another word for bad luck.

I returned home and found nothing except ash and blood.

he had taken everything from me.

I went into hiding and I looked for a way to strike him out without endangering what I had left.

I did not think fate would ever give me the chance to make things right.

everything that's ever happened to you has lead you here.

that's a shit deal.

am I in hell?

where the fuck is my brother?

I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time!

I'm fast to kick your ass, I swear to god!

we prepare together or we die alone.

if fate wills, I will get my revenge.

I'll get is the fuck out of here.

what are you going to do?

I'm going to buy us some time.

I came to see you and to make you finally see me.

I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.

I was the one who deserved your attention. your love.

you have never been part of my plan.

I got a bad feeling about this.

why does it always gotta be us to do this shit?

why do you do what you do?

nothing in life is an accident.

I will always come for you.

if you do not control your fate, it will control you.

why are you here?

I do not know why you are here, but move out of my way.

I'm sorry I shot you twice.

you are not ruled by strength, you are ruled by fear.

just let it go, bro!

what is with this fucked-up family?

you need some suggested reading, if I may.

was that karma?

did you come to rescue me?

did you need rescuing?

what's happening to your face? are you crying?

do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?

I think you were right about one thing.

maybe you've learned something after all.

take a fucking bow!

[leiaorgauna]

“The French and German versions [of the fairytale ‘Godfather Death’] have exactly the same structure: a) A poor man chooses Death as a godfather for his son. b) Death makes the son prosper as a doctor. c) The son tries to cheat Death and dies. In both versions the father refuses to accept God as godfather because he observes that God favors the rich and powerful, whereas Death treats everyone equally.”

—

Robert Darnton, The Great Cat Massacre, p. 47. 

18th-century peasants getting political whoa

(via la-robespierriste)

[serpentgifs]

once upon a time, 2x08

[leiaorgauna]

“They won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be dangerous and still win. They will only tell you stories where girls are sweet and kind and reject all sin. I guess to them it’s a terrifying thought, a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in.”

— Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)