heaven was originally made for people such as you

[main/art blog @seresianprince] seren/nicki 🌙 he/they 🌙 20+ 🌙 chile this is my sideblog for reblogs!

[izzy-hands]

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) // Stranger Things Season 4 (2022)

[vintar]

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

[bigdickwizard]

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

[vintar]

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[prettypositivity]

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

[i-dont-believe-in-perfect]

and I hope you heal from the things you don’t want to talk about

[lilbutch]

I hope you heal from the things no one else knows you went through

[redgoldsparks]

instagram / patreon / portfolio / etsy / my book / redbubble

[anexperimentallife]

I feel so attacked right now...

[lioness--hart]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[cowboybaedling]

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

[thyrell]

asian grass lizards are so silly

[thyrell]

what do you need all that for 🤨

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[larapaulussen]

The view out of my window 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[crazy-brazilian]

[nutsacktorturer]

I have

[amarga-2]

Thank you for your contribution, nutsacktorturer

[serdunkthelunk]

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

[rule0frose]

This is mine. It's on turning red

[protoformx]

this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me

[hvacinth]

i love you character who’s trying to do better but cannot outrun your fate, i love you hope in spite of all proof of doom, i love you despaired attempts at making it right, i love you blind trust even as you know a knife in the back is awaiting, i love you love that doesn’t mean anything when faced with greater forces, i love you slow descend into madness at the unfairness of it all, i love you pure heart not strong enough to withstand tainting, i love you justified anger

[herssian]

“tumblr brought back porn!” i don’t think DickDestroyer3000 in my replies knew it was banned in the first place but aight

[herssian]

“tumblr brought back porn!” i don’t think DickDestroyer3000 in my replies knew it was banned in the first place but aight

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Linh Phung ‘Dating Monet’ Pre-Fall 2022 Collection

[primulaceas]

The Doubling of Self: An Interview with Richard Siken by Peter Mishler