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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) // Stranger Things Season 4 (2022)

#FUCK #stranger things #LOTR #stranger things S4 spoilers #stranger things spoilers

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

bigdickwizard

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

vintar

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

klaasje

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

prettypositivity

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

i-dont-believe-in-perfect

and I hope you heal from the things you don’t want to talk about

lilbutch

I hope you heal from the things no one else knows you went through

redgoldsparks

instagram / patreon / portfolio / etsy / my book / redbubble

#self reminder

anexperimentallife

I feel so attacked right now...

lioness--hart

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

mockiatoh

This post changed us fundamentally

cowboybaedling

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

thyrell

asian grass lizards are so silly

thyrell

what do you need all that for 🤨

milk5-deactivated20260704

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

larapaulussen

The view out of my window 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂

bunjywunjy

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE

exigencelost

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

shiobookmark

This one?

lucifer-just-needs-a-hug

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

crazy-brazilian

nutsacktorturer

I have

amarga-2

Thank you for your contribution, nutsacktorturer

serdunkthelunk

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

rule0frose

This is mine. It's on turning red

protoformx

this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me

hvacinth

i love you character who’s trying to do better but cannot outrun your fate, i love you hope in spite of all proof of doom, i love you despaired attempts at making it right, i love you blind trust even as you know a knife in the back is awaiting, i love you love that doesn’t mean anything when faced with greater forces, i love you slow descend into madness at the unfairness of it all, i love you pure heart not strong enough to withstand tainting, i love you justified anger