death note blog for 7 years and counting

formerly squatting-albino

[ot3-old]

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

[ot3-old]

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

[death-note-heritage-posts]

classic death note heritage post.

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[liemurienn]

a fruk shitpost for the soul

[tizeline]

I always forget about October 3rd until it IS October 3rd when I see the entire FMA fandom going crazy. That beeing said, all I have for this year is some last minute doodles that ended up being a day late anyway :/

I stg I need to mark down this stupid date in my calendar >:[

[pontah]

[swagvo1d]

just a normal day at kira task force.

[bunnyinatree]

[image ID: Light, Misa, and L sharing a bunk bed, labeled as “The THIRD WHEEL bed” and based on this post.  Misa is pressed up against Light on the bottom bunk, while L is sprawled out alone on the top bunk, his hand-cuffed arm flung over the side.  L and Misa are smiling and have arrows pointing to them that read “comfy,” while Light is frowning and has an arrow pointing to him that reads “miserable.” End of image ID.]

[sholokhov09]

nice argument unfortunately im kira

[paxamericana]

Elon Musk's regulatory woes mount as U.S. moves closer to recalling Tesla's self-driving software

Traffic safety officials escalate and widen probe to 830,000 Tesla cars as they discover patterns suggesting Tesla's Autopilot feature can e

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Science Fiction: Who’s life is prioritized when a self driving car has to make decisions that lead to a collision?  The driver?  A pedestrian? Other motorists?  Should an engineer really be making that decision? 

Reality: The engineer was told to prioritize the company’s bottom line. 

[nenastrology]

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

[wyrmzone]

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

[jotaillustrator]

[exigencelost]

[ID: Reply from elumind that says: “Do the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.” /end ID.]

The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldn’t work. No one said it would work. They said he’s a loser for not doing it.

[athingofvikings]

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

[hazeldomain]

The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead. 

Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the word ‘CAMEL’ into the side of their car. There are memes. 

The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and says ‘THROUGH.’ He drops dead. 

The man who writes “EYE” is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post. 

By the time “NEEDLE” is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away. 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Like most of us I’ve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Light’s response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.

I’m not saying it’s a bad idea. I’m saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.

[toshachekhov]

Classmates AU

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lilligan]

[gh0stbeeee]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MFS! Shout out to— The Gays™!

Free of charge, these assholes ✨️💖

[depthlesscanyon]

LOVE when Light goes ^_^ right before being the fakest person you’ve ever seen 

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[deirdreskye]

I find it very suspicious that pro-mousegirl sentiment is on the rise just as Sweden is about to join NATO