i may be cringe

league of legends lore

[robotpussy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[cortoony-art]

porygotchi

[creamycuppy]

[ros-sauce]

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

[kangamommynow]

And that something should be fixable

[teaboot]

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[kristina100000]

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

[supermariomamafucker]

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its winsday

Dont even think about losing

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[venustartrap]

Where I Begin and (You) End

[yeeshastone]

Animalian Subspecies detected: Serpentes

I love how you did the scales as spots of varying color. Fantastic job

[bynine]

MEGA SHUCKLE

Its blood has fermented, making its behavior violent and unpredictable. Its mace-like shell is capable of obliterating anything.

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like