Kdiyargebyam

This isn’t your account. Unless you’re me.

[yargtonyldediced]

Tumbler kept nagging me to make my first post, so here it is. I just want to look at my page in peace.

[narcissistcookbook]

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

[depsidase]

[kangals]

[atemporalpainting]

a deer

[pyropansy]

I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

[breaks-hetheon]

[sudanese-deactivated20250510]

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

[thinkingabout-girls]

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[thinkingabout-girls]

how bout now

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are now two young and fluffy servals in this post

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[isuggestforcefem]

you keep treating people with gay shit can you trick me

You get: utterly broken beyond recognition. Nobody will see you as a person now.

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[isuggestforcefem]

Trick or treat?

You get: a handcuff on your wrist. When you look back at me, you only find the white of a naked basement. It’s a bit cold

[feefal]

Decomposition final boss

[feefal]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy halloween from Lady Normalgirl and her noble eunuch!

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[hissingvirgil]

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T

Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15

(image source)

[hellsitegenetics]

[isuggestforcefem]

I need you to stop what you’re doing. Stop playing your game, stop reading your book, stop listening to your music. I need you, all of you, please, to go and help palestinians. Right now and in the future. I need you to help them because they need our help, our help to survive the horrible conditions created by israel.

Please, do something for those who need it, today.