iâve watched this 20 times
This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.
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iâve watched this 20 times
This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.
I almost didnât click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like
BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good
Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.
what the fuck was that
Iâm not sorry
this is my favorite Star Wars post
So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
âŚ. You know?
There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading
Anyway, hereâs why this is the best meme of the 2010âs
This meme is an internet staple that managed to be versatile, unproblematic, inclusive, and best of all one of the greatest examples of a shitpost. The humour was not in the grandeur, not in the references, not in the junxapositioning of labled words, nor in the relatability of it all. The humour is in the simplicity, the artistic composition of the original image, the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject, and of course, the iconic pose that changed the way we see oneâs hands clasped together with oneâs feet shoulder-width apart.
This meme is a reflection of the average: middle class life in the âburbs; taking pictures at everyday landmarks such as the uneven sidewalk by your house or the tree you almost crashed into when you just got your learners permit; wearing your favourite matching top and bottom in a picture to show off the 18k gold plated wristwatch and loafers your nana got you for your birthday; the grandest joys in the most average of things.
In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did
"In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did"
"the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject"
Btw to the ppl in the notes, that line was alluding to the sock tan as well
âRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeerâ in Anglo-Saxon meter, by Philip Craig Chapman-Bell. Via Etymonline on Facebook, who says âAn Internet classic; but I can no longer find it where I first found it (Cathy Ballâs Old English reference pages).â
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HwĂŚt, Hrodulf readnosa hrandeor â NĂŚfde ÞÌt nieten unsciende nĂŚsðyrlas! Glitenode and gladode godlice nosgrisele. Ăa hofberendas mid huscwordum hine gehefigodon; Nolden Ăža geneatas Hrodulf nĂŚftig To gomene hraniscum geador ĂŚtsomne. Ăa in CristesmĂŚsseĂŚfne stormigum clommum, Halga Claus ÞÌt gemunde to him maðelode: âNeahfreond nihteage nosubeorhtende! Min hroden hrĂŚdwĂŚn gelĂŚd ðu, Hrodulf!â Ăa gelufodon hira laddeor Ăža lyftflogan â WĂŚs glĂŚdnes and gliwdream; hornede sum gegieddode âHwĂŚt, Hrodulf readnosa hrandeor, Brad springð Ăžin blĂŚd: breme eart Ăžu!â
Rendered literally into modern English:
Here begins the deeds of Rudolph, Tundra-Wanderer
Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer â That beast didnât have unshiny nostrils! The goodly nose-cartilage glittered and glowed. The hoof-bearers taunted him with proud words; The comrades wouldnât allow wretched Hrodulf To join the reindeer games. Then, on Christmas Eve bound in storms Santa Claus remembered that, spoke formally to him: âDear night-sighted friend, nose-bright one! You, Hrodulf, shall lead my adorned rapid-wagon!â Then the sky-flyers praised their lead-deer â There was gladness and music; one of the horned ones sang âLo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer, Your fame spreads broadly, you are renowned!â
Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOUâRE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as:
Death Certificates â What you need, why you need them, and how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Donâts
Shitty Mad Libs â Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit
This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so theyâre not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about whoâs inheriting grandmaâs favorite dentures.
Itâs not exactly cheerful and itâs full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if youâre processing a fresh death.
Iâm sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! Iâm trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise weâre all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)
Thatâs still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes
Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!
https://teamtrees.org/
The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...
Theyâre only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. Thereâs a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if youâre interested in gift ideas.
If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!
Theyâre at almost 19 mil!!
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019
Thereâs so much chaotic energy here
Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach
One detail you could always expect to see in Queen albums was the âno synthesizersâ thing but in Rogerâs Fun in Space album you can find â157 synthesizersâ in the notes
Fun fact! - Queen put âno synthesisersâ on their albums not as a huge statement because they hated synthesisers but because people genuinely believed they were using synthesisers in their songs when it was actually just Roger doing some crazy shit with his voice, basically they said âno synthesisersâ as a flex on Rogerâs vocals
Damn..Queen was really just like âno we donât use synths, itâs just our drummer going fucking nuts as he always doesâ
âOur drummer is feral and thatâs something youâre going to have to live withâ
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give the sailor moon dub a chance
âI am tuXEdo MASk!!!â
âhhhhhhhhhhhhâ
*guitar riff*
âyou areâŚ..?â
*gasp*
âheistuxedomaskidonâtbelieveitâ
Thereâs a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I canât place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.
This is cool as fuck
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood thatâs inside of your body, and theyâre like⌠a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then thatâs probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. thatâs basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and theyâre, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, thatâs where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Â
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
no no, let them speak
Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called âmusical floorboards.â Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.
The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didnât. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.
Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!
They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.
The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.
I want one that rickrolls you