lara*

27, she/her // don't steal my art & fuck ai 🏳️‍🌈💕🍉 find my drawings under #lara's art corner ♡

[yeetaliano]

dadbod john supremacy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[pukicho]

Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorinated sauce seeped into every pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue texture, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that is what they managed to do to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodle, with the intention of hurting and hopefully killing me. I can't imagine good, conscientious people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned something: a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

[justannoyingbear]

Die CDU sucht händeringend nach einem gleichwertigen Ersatz für Jens Spahn. Wer wird das Rennen machen? Die heissesten Anwärter sind....

Ein halbes Glas Hefeweizen (abgestanden, 26°C)

Einer von diesen blöden Fahrradständern, die einem IMMER das Vorderrad verbiegen

Eine Wachsfigur von Jens Spahn

Eins von diesen Fussball-Orakeltieren. WM ist vorbei, die haben eh nix zu tun.

Dieser desillusionierte Typ, der im TeleShop elektrische Hornhauthobel vertickt

Ein depressiver Badeschwamm

Ein misanthropischer KI-Chatbot mit Allmachtsphantasien

Jens Spahns Doppelgänger aus dem Spiegeluniversum. Trägt 'nen Bart.

Voting ended onJul 27

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[badgersandbees]

Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[witchygagirl]

This is true. I have @fangirlmermaid and @yeetaliano

[yeetaliano]

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[sillyobsession02]

The biggest reason I relate to John Walker is that I am also easily ragebaited

[witchygagirl]

My newest tattoo. Design curtesy of @yeetaliano again. That makes 2 pieces of her art im walking around with

[yeetaliano]

i mean i saw it already but :( i'm still so happy you like both of them!! they turned out so so cute!

[qvicksilversass]

ⵢ₊˚.♱I'M GONNA WIN THIS ONE

[goforwclker]

Birthday boy 💖

[wolfram-blorbos]

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[yeetaliano]

my favorite boy... my edgelord... my asexual emo king