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zero-fucks-giiven-deactivated20

I go from $100 to $0 real quick

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kidrat

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prinnay

Penumbra

teamcoco

WATCH: Timothy Olyphant’s Masterclass On Stage Vs. Screen Acting

enigmatic-mystery-777

Well then

prinnay

Moth!

virginiaisforhaters

the only news I want to read

somethingaboutsomethingelse

Oh to be a fat bear, unstoppable by coronavirus, popular in mechanics.

professorsparklepants

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

professorsparklepants

For reference, here's what my local mountains look like:

Here's the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here's how some of them actually look:

dreamsequencer

What the FUCK

adelicateculturecell

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

aechlys

Mountains can be composed of different types of rock, and when really hard rock and really soft rock form crammed together + time = unequal weathering. So all the soft crumbly stuff goes away a lot faster and you’re left with just the hard stuff in their place. ❤️

iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

whitepeopletwitter

mxopifex

Alright so. I have fucked my taxes up before. It was the year of no jobs and I cashed out a 401k to make my car payment and then forgot to report that as income.

Here’s what happened:

I got a bill from the IRS and had to pay what I owed plus a little extra for interest cause I was paying late.

That’s it.

The lessons here:

1) The IRS will not call you. Anyone calling saying they are from the IRS is a scammer.

2) The IRS isn’t gonna take you to court if they can solve the problem with one letter.

3) Accidentaly fucking up on your taxes if you made a good faith effort to file correctly isn’t illegal. To get you for tax fraud they have to be able to prove you did it on purpose. Hence why all I got was a bill. They knew that I could reasonably claim to have fucked up accedntally and as long as I paid up they did not care.

swimmingblue

This is true in Canada as well. Tax fraud is deliberate and intentional. That’s why it’s fraud. Messing up on your taxes isn’t ideal, but messing up isn’t a crime. Especially for stuff that’s really obviously not your fault. For example - a few people I know have had to go back and fix tax returns because they were mailed tax-related stuff and it didn’t make it to them before they filed. The CRA and the IRS know that shit happens. Just be upfront about the mistake/filing error/whatever and it’s not too bad.

stevviefox

FYI for the USA. The IRS. Will. Not. Call. You!

angelsaxis

3,000 people in danger for a gender reveal. I know the couple didn't plan for a disaster of this scale but maybe it's time to stop gender reveal for good now.

ct-7567

how the hell are u gonna be in California where weve been getting dangerous high temperatures and its been super dry and we literally just had several BIG ASS fires bcs of the lightning and youre gonna think explosives is a great idea for your little fucking cis pride parade jesus fucking christ

luxwing

Just so everyone knows this is a new fire caused by a gender reveal party and isn't to be confused with the gender reveal party fire started earlier this year or the one from 2017

catasters

ljonskar

nonbxnary

Calling my trans siblings that do injections (and anyone else that does regular self-injections)!

This is a ShotBlocker. It’s perfect if you have a fear of needles, injections, injection pain, or any other kind of injection anxiety. You place the plastic spikes on your skin and firmly press them down while doing your injection. Having many different points of pressure distracts you from injection pain and I’ve found it helps mentally as well.

I’ve been doing T injections for about a month now and tonight I didn’t have to work myself up to it like I’ve had to in the past. AND it wasn’t as painful as my other injections! I highly recommend getting one of these if you’re struggling to do injections. You can get them for $5-$7 online and they are reusable.

biracialalistair

the sheer energies present here..

biracialalistair

for the uninformed i would like to point out the many layers of this tweet:

the op, whose name is currently "captain a.c.a.b.", is jeffrey cranor, writer of popular podcast "welcome to night vale"

the quote retweet is cecil baldwin, voice of said podcast, "welcome to night vale"

the tweet is liked by noelle stevenson, showrunner/creator of popular netflix show "she ra and the princesses of power"

the joke itself is comparing the tulsa trump rally to tumblr dashcon, which is a circa-2014 tumblr joke

which implies that all three of these internet pseudo celebs found the dashcon joke funny enough to like/retweet/quote-retweet im reeling

quasarkisses

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE

sashahilbert

Man, how soon we forget. History is being unwritten before my eyes.

Night Vale had to pull out of Dashcon, yes, because Dashcon refused to pay them. Likewise, Noelle Stevenson was there, & had to pull out part of the way through the con when she found out that she would have to pay for her hotel room. The Night Vale group let Noelle Stevenson stay with them in their room. (She has since designed merch for them + been invited backstage to their live shows.)

This post is not just random internet celebrities posting old memes. This is also a toast to the beginning of their friendship.

turing-tested

you come to my house. you see this.

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.