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apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

#job babyy #you need wood to bend just right you call my ancestors

shinraalpha

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indolentjellyfish

as per request, banana for scale

#the banana makes them look like confused aphid aliens #i absolutely adore your art but sadly i am poor and in the United States of Tariffs so i must admire from afar #bugs #bugblr #bug art

aforest2006remaster

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

ghirahimbo

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

kelp-kelp

More from the notes:

aiyexayen

adding to the collection

My favorite historical cookbook finds are:

1. The actually quite popular "beaten biscuits." You beat the dough for ONE HOUR, and it assuredly was not just an excuse for the housewife to beat the shit out of dough. It's not her fault her kids liked it. One recipe recommended using a rolling pin, mallet, or the back of an AXE

2. Crazy woman from New York State that is convinced that snow is a suitable substitute for eggs in baked goods. I know her baked goods turned out dense and she blamed anything but the cup of snow.

3. The housewife from Wisconsin who, in 1907, had never met someone from the American southwest, or probably anyone of color, and has no idea what Chili con Carne is. MACARONI and PEAS do NOT belong in chili con carne, and your abomination of a chili should not have been sent in and published

#the wiscosin woman also spelled it 'chili con carni' but given her ingredient choices and the only spice being chili powder #i think she gets a pass for not even being able to spell the name of her dish

herpsandbirds

churrotowns

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

#reminder that if you do anything related to Dolly Parton #she'll come walking by like your southern small town aunt and give you a complement like candy #such a wonderful woman

pukicho

Here's my little white son named Craigg

pukicho

I feed my white son clear broth

pukicho

nchntd

In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

dimmadoome

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

i-restuff

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

mevil

charrfie

Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't forget to be yourself, Jerma!

charrfie

Every now and again someone reblogs this and I am haunted by the fact that almost every big name streamer and jerma himself and notable voice actors and apparently the fucking spongebob squarepants art team have referenced this picture I made and I only have 4k notes on it

tallgayclownboy

Gargantuan lore drop but I NEED a source on that SpongeBob one

charrfie

You got it boss. From the episode "bubble bass reviews" in 2023

ominous-signs

Using my power as a gimmick blog to spread the ORIGINAL post even more far and wide because how the hell does this only have 5kish notes. Please. What.