Ya ever try to take a Polaroid picture of a dildo and get a ghost in it đ
KIROKAZE
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I'd rather be in outer space đž
Misplaced Lens Cap

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if i look back, i am lost
hello vonnie
macklin celebrini has autism

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Origami Around

#extradirty
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Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@theartofmadeline
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@yellatthestars
Ya ever try to take a Polaroid picture of a dildo and get a ghost in it đ
Anyone else realise that what they thought was a good relationship with their parents growing up was really just a complete and utter apathy for everything happening around them due to any and all emotional response and sense of self being beaten out them, verbally or physically
Disney princesses in Indian fashions by Amrit Grewal, South Asian Bride Magazine
1. Ariel 2. Belle 3. Cinderella 4. Jasmine 5. Mulan 6. Pocahontas 7. Rapunzel 8. Sleeping Beauty 9. Snow White
If this isnât the full goddamn synopses of my wlw fantasies (Iâm the knight)
Can I have this as a Marauders era fanfic? Marlene/Dorcas? đ
Oh whoa I love this
this is the offical âi careâ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because itâs the base treatment for mood disorders
thereâs no twist or anything itâs just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am:
why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didnât take? donât waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice
Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it itâll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidinâ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.
rice man approves
Slap that rice. Â Slap it good. Â Slap that ricebag just like you should.
everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
"Treatment resistant depression" oh do you mean continued unhealthy circumstances?
*takes pills* wait why am i still not okay with living in a system that's openly hostile to human life and happiness? must be a real bad illness, huh
This is how my girlfriend just described me
I
Im wheezing
You're welcome
Have you ever asked yourself:Â âWhat does the skunk say?â unmute to find out
what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!
Really not the sound I expected but a cute one nonetheless
Good to know I sound like a skunk
Was wondering what animal I was born to be
odin is like âwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellâ
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ăorâs birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itâs so beautiful.Â
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
PĂ„ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
DÀr lÄg Loke
âKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torâs birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandÂ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Â
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itÂ
SĂłlin skein, björt og gullin við fÊðingu ĂĂłrs ĂĄ stĂgnum við Taco Bell Ăar lĂĄ Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skĂžn og gylden
PĂ„ dagen for Tors fĂždsel
PĂ„ asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lÄ Loke
âLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)â
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
@incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
did march fucking happen
march is fucking happening?
Lord Almighty hows it still march
"Cum is sticky water"
@yellatthestars
"What's your type?"
"Girls"
"Like, pretty girls?"
"All girls are pretty you fool"
"... Huh. Yeah"
A conversation between me and a friend