Yelling At The Screen

Stuff that makes me want to yell at the tv screen

[karmacharmeleon18]

Ilya might be a dog person but he's NOT a golden retriever boyfriend.

Ilya is a cat. Ilya makes eye contact with Shane from across the room and slooowly reaches his hand out to knock his expensive skincare products off the counter. Ilya wants attention and wants it now and who cares if Shane's on the phone with his bff? Ilya will hiss and scratch at anyone who hasn't earned his trust but let Shane pet his belly and boop his nose. Ilya will explode the whole house if Shane doesn't pet his hair the second that he wants him to. Ilya was made in a lab just to annoy Shane and be loved by him more than life itself.

Ilya is a cat.

[yellingatthescreen]

They are cat for cat, no question

[yellingatthescreen]

PLEASE please I hope they don’t give Hen some Magic Cure. Pleeease don’t use the threat of illness or disability as just a cheap ploy for temporary drama. And also, please don’t just write her off the show. I want to see her come to terms with being ill, being disabled, and learn to handle it with grace. I want, ideally, to see her battle her own internalized ableism, and for it to open her eyes to a lot of things. That feels too ambitious, though, to hope to see in this show. But ohhh, it would be so cool

[yellingatthescreen]

No, but what Hen should have said instead of “nobody asked” is something more like “why did none of you notice?”, “how did nobody see it??” because I think a lot of the frustration she’s pulling from is the feeling that no one is thinking of her, that she’s forgotten and unimportant (like when they forgot her birthday.) And so maybe she’s upset about how easy it was to hide it from everyone, that they didn’t see through the deception. Which is unreasonable, yes, but it still feels bad, even if you know that. Because for her, these scary new symptoms have become such a big part of her life now; she’s thinking about them all the time. So for none of the people around her to pick up on it or react to it feels….strange. Disconcerting. Odd to the point of being offensive, like a betrayal.

Anyway, I think that’s what she was feeling, and that’s how she should have said it. For people who have felt that way, and been through similar experiences (because obviously this is all projection of my own personal experience and feelings) that would have been sooo poignant. Like oof, give me and emphatic, heart wrenching “how did you not see it??” (See me?!) That would have been the shit.

[texasbama]

Ilya was fucking that pasta UP 😂

[yellingatthescreen]

What’s so funny to me is that earlier when he and Shane were planning lunch and Shane asked if he wanted leftover pasta or hotdogs, he chose hot dogs so fast. Like, he was not looking to have pasta again. But then obviously they end up here eating this pasta and he seems sooo happy with it. So my little headcannon is that the pasta Shane had made the night before was some kind of fuck ass brown rice pasta, or lentil protein pasta, or something like that in accordance with his diet. And also probably that the sauce was something he made from a recipe chosen for its health benefits more than flavor, which he followed to the absolute letter (no adding extra seasoning or fat or anything to make it taste better) and while the resulting dish wasn’t bad, really…well, it probably had nothing on the clearly delicious Hollanov parents’ pasta, lol

[fragilecapric0rnn]

shane hollander i am obsessed with you and your neurotic little suit for the hookup

[yellingatthescreen]

It’s giving: “my boyfriend wore a suit to his autism assessment”

“It’s a special occasion!”

[homunculus-argument]

I love it when fantasy stories apply elements and logic of the physical and biological real world to the magic at hand. Like yeah you can pull transcendental goop as hot as molten glass out of the aether, but once you have it, the laws of thermodynamics do apply to it now, so you better have some sort of a heat sink there that you can use because that energy has to go somewhere and you are fucked if that's going to be you.

Shapeshifting is risky business because even though you will still have your human level of intelligence as any animal you transform into, you won't have a human brain. You'll still know how to turn back into a human, but there's a risk you might not want to.

Imagine going to seek the aid of a wizard and he's gone from his home and the people of the nearby city just go "idk, the folks at the castle should know" and once you go to the castle they people there are like yeah unfortunately the wizard won't be available until the end of the season. He is stuck in a rut. Yeah he was a stag for too long into the autumn and got caught up in it again, so now he's too busy impregnating every single doe in the forest.

[buckslasagna]

Evan "Buck" Buckley (9-1-1) & Mieczyslaw "Stiles" Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

huge ty to @demisexualdiaz, @mythmagicetc, and @everybuddiewantssome who helped me brainstorm similarities <3

[yellingatthescreen]

Next time someone complains about Buck with a clipboard, he can be like “hey! A clipboard saved my life once.”

[yellingatthescreen]

At the end of this I need Harry to thank Buck for helping him not crash out, and to say that he kind of reminded him of Bobby. And then I need Buck to cry.

[gayeddies]

You guys went to IMAX together?

[yellingatthescreen]

He said it in the same tone as when he said “got the place memorized” when he was talking about Buck listing off all the animals at the zoo that one time. Obviously he has a thing for pretty blue eyed men spouting animal facts.

[yellingatthescreen]

Wait, so if Buck has a designated night to watch The Bachelor with May and Harry, SURELY he’s roped Eddie into watching Dancing With the Stars with him, right??

[cure-icy-writes]

the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tags By @friend-dogor : #like a worrystone for thoughts. running my thumb over the little guy in my head over and over until hes smooth and slightly indented

[yellingatthescreen]

The catastrophizing gets directed away from my own life and onto the blorbo’s. So instead of “what if this terrible thing happened to me?” it’s “what if this terrible thing happened to blorbo? Wouldn’t that be neat and possibly even sexy?” MUCH better

[frightfullytreeish]

what if ravi who has been totally eddie-pilled 🤩 is sooo excited to hang out one-on-one with him for the first time but eddie spends the whole evening talking about buck

[leveragecentral]

The Weekend in Paris Job (S03E01) LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (2021—)

requested by @myidealhousehaschickenfeet

[yellingatthescreen]

Still not over this!

[mrsterlingeverything]

Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

[symphany]

buck + the little breath he takes when looking at eddie

[yellingatthescreen]

His little sigh of relief, like “oh yeah; there IS joy and light in the world!”

[yellingatthescreen]

Season 7 is for Buck discovering his bisexuality. Season 8 is for Buck discovering his undiagnosed ADHD.

[yellingatthescreen]

Fingers crossed for season 9, I guess!