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i go by damon n he/him prns :P im 19
ill probably just be reblogging and lurking, its my favourite activity
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beatletastic side blog, damon (he/him) 19

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies
dirt enthusiast
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
Misplaced Lens Cap
Game of Thrones Daily

Andulka
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things
Not today Justin

Discoholic 🪩

JVL
almost home
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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intro !1!1!1
i go by damon n he/him prns :P im 19
ill probably just be reblogging and lurking, its my favourite activity
(beatles blog)
|
v
beatletastic side blog, damon (he/him) 19
i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies
Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy
it all always comes back to mama you been on my mind
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone
Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time
the beatles every ten years: LAST BEATLES SONG!!! unfinished 1978 john lennon demo tape discovered!!! paul mccartney to add synthesized string orchestra to lennon's doleful composition of lost love titled "MY OLD FRIEND FROM LIVERPOOL WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH P OR SOMETIMES J AND ENDS IN Y". LAST ONE!!! THIS IS THE LAST ONE GUYS!!!!!!!
the beach boys every six months: new box set releasing next week. this one thousand track set will include never-before-heard songs and outtakes such as "DING 2, THE DANG RECKONING" ("my magnum opus," describes brian wilson), "surfs up take 204: dennis masturbating in the booth with half a papaya", "carl's strange dream", "good vibrations live in amsterdam: mike becomes the killer!", another version of "heroes and villains", "al does his first line", "hey little girl oh you sexy naughty little girl boy you are a girl that is little"
since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
top 5 mutuals to have a headache with
I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside
REASONS TO NOT END IT:
"you haven't seen every cat on earth. You need to see them with your own very eyes and pet them"
-anonymous
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