you came to the wrong forest motherfucker

28 | ♒ | INFP | 2w1 | they hi i'm kachi/kae and i'm asian and that's about it

[adhd-sonic-the-hedgehog]

*gently holds*

[tamamita]

[cundtcake]

[chibisquirt]

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

[digitaldiscipline]

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

[nenastrology]

[ring ring]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Cropped boomer memes may be the greatest shit I’ve ever seen

[la-laborista-republiko]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[thenatsdorf]

“I’m the king of the whirld” (via hunnies322)

[hanpancakes]

Cat study

[yellowoftheviridianforest]

haha sorry y'all I'm still alive I've been dicking around twitter

uhhh I'm good I have a cat now aaaa

his name is chowder and I love him

[black-mountain-radio]

[sunderious]

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as an aromantic i’m pretty neutral about valentines day, but i am a SLUT for February 15th, Day of the Candy Discounts

[chipminkle-deactivated]

November 1st, February 15th, whenever the day after Easter is, and December 26th are the best days of the year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my haul from last easter. 11 cents an egg 

[star-anise]

The Feast of St. Mark Downs

[beaft]

types of nap, ranked by me (an experienced napper)

the siesta: the oldest and most reliable form of nap! you go to sleep around noon. you wake up an hour or two later feeling well-rested and prepared to face the rest of the day. this is the pinnacle of nap perfection. 10/10

the businessman’s nap: you have a limited amount of time on your hands, so you schedule a nap into your packed timetable and set an alarm. you spend half the duration of the nap worrying that you’re wasting valuable nap time by lying awake, and the other half sunk into a torpor so deep that when your alarm rings, it takes you a good few minutes to remember your own name. once you’ve splashed some cold water on your face you feel much better. 7/10

EW STICKY: you were cold at first, so you piled on the blankets and wriggled into your favourite comfy sweater. this was nice. now you are awake and trapped in a horrible sweaty gordian knot of your own devising. this is not nice. when you peel off the sweater you find to your horror that you have left an actual damp patch behind on the bed, like some sort of giant dead fish that can’t stop leaking its gross fish juice everywhere. 5/10 it was at least cosy to start with

the interrupted nap: someone barges into your room and starts talking to you. “wtsfhggl?” you enquire. they give you a judgemental look, and ask why you are sleeping in the middle of the day. “ghhfshsxkls,” you reply, graciously. they tell you to get up. you get up. the rest of the day feels like an extension of whatever dream you are having before you were disturbed. you boil with quiet resentment and shame. 4/10

the unsuccessful nap: you are tired. you want to take a nap. you lie down. you wait. you wait. time moves sluggishly forwards. you wait. your brain feels like a cup of mushy porridge but your eyes refuse to close. the noise of your fan is infuriating. you wait. eventually, you are forced to accept that this nap is simply not going to happen, and you have wasted 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing. god fucking dammit. 2/10

the handy-dandy fast-forward button: you really just want this day to be over as soon as possible, and the best way you can think of to do that is to take a nap. you only meant to sleep for an hour, but when you wake up it is already evening. the day is over. you glean no satisfaction from this. you kill time until you feel justified in going back to bed again, and spend the rest of the night tossing and turning, unable to sink back into the blissful stupor from which you so recently emerged. 0/10

The Unpleasantness: when you fall asleep, it is dark. when you awaken, it is light. this is the natural order of sleep, but perverted into a form that is frightening and wrong. you feel deeply unsettled and do not know why. are you sick? what does time mean? what does anything mean? maximum despair. -1000/10.

[yellowoftheviridianforest]

aaaaa

[catasters]

[olcarcajou]

[galaxytale-deactivated20251102]

hello everyone i would like to introduce you all to my new team idea 

its called “Team Dude Party” and theres 2 criteria to being a part of it: 1. you gotta be a buncha separate dudes hanging out together 2. you gotta have at least 3 individual members 

[stimman4000]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hey where’s uh. where’s the glass