HAVE ALWAYS TEMPTED ME

Washington apologist and Grimmons truther. I may be 20 years late but apparently i'm not fuckin leaving. Main is @chaos-lioness , you can call me Lioness if you want

[chaos-lioness]

HAHA SURPRISE YALL I MADE A VIDEO ESSAY!!! Unfortunately gotta have a flash warning on this because of some of the clips from the original show. Image description for the last minute (worth a watch if I do say so myself :))) ) is under the cut.

The Three Good Scenes in Red vs Blue

Anyway, GREETINGS RED VS BLUE FANDOM. HI HELLO I KNOW IM LITERALLY 20 YEARS LATE BUT I AM HERE. That said I don't plan to do a ton more RvB stuff anytime soon, you should go check out @high-voltage-rat who got me into it. I DID LOVE IT THOUGH. Enough to spend 2.5 weeks on a video essay about it lol. And to uh. do other stuff. you'll see. ENJOY!!!!

[ID: Two cartoon people, one with dyed red hair and brown bangs and one with natural red hair in a ponytail, are bopping along to "Bow Chicka Wow Wow Wow" Eventually the second person points at the first, who asks "why are you pointing at me?" the second person replies "because I need my backup singer <3" The second person continues to bop while the first buries their face in their hands. When the song gets to the second chorus, the first person sings the refrain with their head in their hands while the second person sings the intervening lines with increasing enthusiasm. END ID]

[yer-yellow-stripes]

HEY i made this blog because of this thing so this thing is coming over to this blog.

[suckitblue]

"recovery one"

He hasn't recovered from shit in his life

[soultea]

I can't believe the story of a man who becomes so obsessed with the version of his dead wife he created in his mind that he builds a special military sect in order to fuel his vanity project to attempt to rebuild her as he remembers her.

The story where because she's based on his memories of the version of her who died, she is always doomed to fail/die over and over and over again until finally being shut down when he has abused her memory so severely trying to bring her back that she no longer remembers her own name.

The story where the man brings his own daughter into his mess and then pits her against the recreation of her own mother without ever telling her that's who it is, that story?

I can't believe that's not a gothic novel and is in fact the plot of seasons 9 and 10 of the show made by having sprites in Halo shake their heads up and down while a bunch of guys from Texas make sex jokes.

[grifcore]

don't go looking for her

[cerayanay]

Red vs Blue isn’t so much a dead web show but a poison that, once introduced, won’t leave your system and is detrimental for your entire life. Much like Mercury or Agent Orange

[calwasfound]

back in the building again

[grifpaw]

hey. is that dick simmons from the popular web series red vs blue

[radiocowbooy79]

KAII rvb save me from this artblock…save meee

[dogpuppy]

[shady-owolf]

I did a thing Inspired by that one meme

Alt version

[brotherputrid]

Helloooo Agent Texas ehehehe

[zeffdakilla]

Lasso fill & mouse

[leonardalphachurch]

also this has been said before but tex being failure bc the director thinking the fact that allison DIED AT WAR is a failure on her end so fucking insane and funny. like can we talk about what this says about his character. we all know churches love to self sacrifice but the director literally says that he thinks that he would have been willing to give up his life for the war. when leonard church dies for the cause it’s a heroic act of sacrifice but when the supposed love of his life does it it’s indicative of her failure. okay. okay okay. let’s kill this guy with hammers.

[radiocowbooy79]

Grimmons like shapes

[radiocowbooy79]

I finally drew them with their armor on 😮‍💨

[radiocowbooy79]

And if he grabs for your hand, and drags you along

He might want a kiss before the end of this song

Because love can burn like a cigarette

[metaphorparadox]

cold nights at valhalla