Piltover's Lesbian

Eddie | He/Him | 

[yellownicky]

Bringing some casual bees for this hiatus 💛🐝🖤

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nihilisa-frank]

[heccccccccc]

These g o r g e o u s pride cocktails are made by lemonscribs on Instagram!

(Go support them, they’re really good!)

[tanimaichi]

“Ellie...I cant lose you too...”

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[hexgurls]

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH 1. look at ur tummy 2. say “wow this is a cute tummy” 3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[the-spawn-of-loki]

This makes me happy.

[stimman4000]

heikala

[statictieflings-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

[transmadotsuki]

He inside tho

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

He doesnt want to get wet

[transmadotsuki]

why is he floating, also

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Khoshekh

[halloweenatdusk]

summer time goth 

[cryptid-sighting]

flamingo goth

[mooncustafer]

Queequeg’s posthumous rescue of Ishmael

[tellofilms]

IT’S HERE!!

We’re proud to present the Season of Love teaser!

[mistyheartrbs]

please do not let this movie flop, i’ve been following along on its progress since basically day one and i’m not exaggerating when i say it’s the lesbian christmas romcom of our dreams. most of the press around it has been centered around dominique provost-chalkley (aka waverly from wynonna earp), who is indeed fantastic, but the entire cast is PHENOMENAL (for those of you in musical theatre fandoms: sandra mae frank also plays a lead) and it’s just, i really cannot wait for this movie and if you can see it come november/december PLEASE do, it’ll be worth it

[farfromhomekid-deactivated20200]

I've been waiting MONTHS to share this

[sebthedog]

[flintenweib]

Showing my favourite movie to my friends

[auslangeweile]

Ellen & Vera