hullo!

lady of the bookworm persuasion. interested in history, good stories, and cute pictures of cats. send me thingss

[marchentraume]

Current mood: The smile the super villain has in “Genghis Khan” when his greatest enemy becomes his greatest love

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[unmooredonasundayevening]

conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face

[brachial-saur-blog]

If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.

[theartofmoviestills]

The Eagle | Kevin Macdonald | 2011

[toofunktastic]

Lin-Manuel Miranda on Saturday Night Live

[matildasbookshelf]

Recycled Books in Denton, TX

[yo-skeletor]

look it's my favorite place!!!

[od-kahane-chai-deactivated20170]

The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like ‘Yo where’s the till?’ And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, ‘Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.’ ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that I’m trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile I’ve ever seen on a human face and asks, ‘Would you like to use Apple Pay?’ Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it’s okay, I don’t need a fucking receipt. What, you mean you’re going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You’re not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You’re not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that’s gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[sigwhoreneyweaver]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

[vigilantejustice]

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

[yo-skeletor]

incorrect tudors quotes

the catholic church: you can't divorce Katherine of Aragon.

henry viii: not to worry, i have a permit. *hands paper*

the catholic church: ...this just says 'i can do what i want'.

[grimelords]

my new thinkpiece is called ‘is making jokes on the internet nothing more than a sisyphisean nightmare?’

[awesomevines]

[rawren-deactivated20180428]

This is one if my favorite vines

[everkings]

I just laughed for 10 minutes

[voodoogecko-deactivated20191022]

Classic.

[darkpuck]

Juan: “Juanita!” Juanita: “I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.” Juan: “Jesus.”

Juan: “Jesús! Leave Juanita alone!” Jesús: “What are you talking about!?”

[penthesilea1623]

[nightlyshow]

The all new, all female Ghostbusters movie trailer became the most disliked in youtube history. Why? @chescaleigh is here to hash this one out.

[cheese24k]

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

[laughbro]

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

[turipuri]

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

[ceasepool]

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page