trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
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Three Goblin Art
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if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
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Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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almost home
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@yodaya70
normal bird
I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem
I’m laughing, why are switch game cases so unnecessarily big??
I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government
What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?
Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.
Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.
Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.
But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”
I fucking love this
Vampire with blonde hair and Hawaii t-shirt:IT’S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!
The best addition to this thread.
A Familiar Face
to be continued next week….
I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.
nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from
#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this
why is one kid not wearing a robe
the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs. Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either. Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.
This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts.
we take our harry potter very seriously here at tumblr dot com
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
The struggle is so real
“Oppressors always expect the oppressed to extend to them the understanding so lacking in themselves.”
- Audre Lorde
As much as I love seeing more creative villains lately that aren’t just “BLARGH IM EVIL CAUSE I CAN / AM POWER HUNGRY,” and instead have reasons and you can see how they believe they’re doing something right, this comes to mind
@somecleverreference
showed my mom’s 2nd grade class my tarantula and they asked if he could understand them and i said nah he only speaks spanish and that is how i got a dozen eight year olds to yell que pasa at a tarantula
Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-
So apparently a few years ago at my college, Smash Mouth played Spring Fling, and then went over to a frat party where they did coke and harrased girls. Its become Plymouth State legend.
So apparently a few years ago at my college, Smash Mouth played Spring Fling, and then went over to a frat party where they did coke and harrased girls. Its become Plymouth State legend.
ppl r so fucking wild like “oh so if ppl get free healthcare then shld we give them free food? FREE HOUSES?” like. yeah glad we cleared that up? ppl shouldnt have to pay to be alive lel