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Random thought Aaaagaain

Hello my dudss it's me again with your random thought so who here likes dolphin like c'mon they're cute and they're mammals and umm they're friendly and CUTE so if you don't like them then just go don't bother yourself really so you're in a tank with a dolphin do you're chilling with her (yes she's a she) and you're taking pictures and swimming with her and it's just majestic really and NOTHING could ruin this moment so you know dolphins have a way of communicating idk really...anyway so imagine you're taking pics so she's doing weird noises u know like WAAA WAAA so turns out she's actually talking to another dolphin so let's imagine we could actually understand them so back to you, you're in the tank taking pictures and she's talking to another dolphin so here's a conversation between them tiffany (the other dolphin) Tiffany: oh my god gurl you've got to be KIDDING me. Britney ( yes she's called britney... It's britney bitchhh) anyway Britney: yes tiffany you have to HELP ME he just can't take no for an answer Tiffany: Wow gurl that so desperate of him Britney: and I can't do ANYTHING ABOUT IT you've GOT to help me

Tiffany: gurl can't u like smack him with your tail

Britney:yeah and get smackeddd RIGHT??

Tiffany:okay calm down gurl calm down gurl ummm make like sad noises WAAA WAAA

Britney: gurl it's like talking to planktons they don't give a SHIT

Tiffany:okay gurl I've got to go brad is on the other line soo talk to you later

Britney:huu omg Tiffanyyyyy tell him I said hii

Tiffany: isn't he the BEST

Britney:YAAASS he is SISSS

Tiffany:bye gurl

Britney:bye sis

Human: heyyy why is she doing these noises??

Instructor: ohhh that's her mating call

Britney: bitch that ain't a mati... You know what I don't give a damn just take a pic of my best side.

Haaaa thanks my duds for joining me today and to more weird shit to come peace out bishss ♥️♥️

Also I listened to latch by Disclosure which is LITT you should listen to it.

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just like her son

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That's a solution... I guess??

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Random thought of the day cause why the hell NOT

Hello my dudss its me again so you this is the third time I'll be writing this cause I wrote one and I pressed on post BUT what happened NOTHINGGG so I rewrote it again and then I closed the app by accident and opened it again and WHAT DO U KNOW IT DISAPPEARED, sk6 anyway so did it ever hit u that we could die like any second, like ALL the humans and how u might ask?? Well its the Sun, she ( yes I said she cause idk why I always thought that the sun was a she) anyway if she got a teeny weeny closer BOOM BEGONE HUMANZZ and if she got a teeny weeny further again BOOM BEGONE HUMANZZ soo we'll either FREEZE to death or MELT to death but who knows what might happen also I'd like to mention also that the sun actually releases these wavess that could also KILL USSSS but we have this gravitational sort of shield that protects us from her rays ( again yes I referred to the sun as she) so yeah she's trying to kill us so we better get packing and head over to Venus cause why the hell NOT ik it's not safe there but imagine just living there and if anyone asks uou from earth "hey where do you live" and you'd be like "ohh I live here on VeNuSsSsSs" (actually mars is much better and a much more suitable planet but C'MON IT'S VENUSSS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD) sooo rocket number 9 take off to the planet...to the planet...VENUSSS (you'd understand if you're a Lady Gaga fan)... Anyway thank you my dudss for being here with me and to more weird shit we share togetheerr piece out bishss ♥️♥️

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What can fix my broken heart??

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When everyone you know is going to school but you still didn't start school

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Refreshing

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Okay my dudss thanks for being here with me that was my first day on tumblr and it really was great I'll come back tomorrow with more random shit I love u dudss❤️❤️ good night

Here's a pic of my cat!! 🐈 🐈

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When pizza is life

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When you tryna act okay but you're dying from the inside

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Remember that time when uncle grandpa was on steven universe... Why can't there be more crossovers like this like maybe gumball and steven or uncle grandpa and clarence orr ok ko and steven YASSS. Anyway I'm just sharing my thoughts with you sooo leave down below any crossovers you'd like to see, see ya later dudsss.

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Do you ever realize that like someday were all going to be dead and there will be nothing else left and that this isn't the end and there will be like another life waiting for us and we'll just live on forever and ever and ever AND EVER like there's no repeat button so we could be back on earth and actually when I think of it I get sort of a tingly thing in my brain like my brain is like "nu uhh boo that ain't happening" and it just can't accept the fact that any of this will happen but yeahh someday it will soo be ready my duds (yes I meant duds) also have you tried to use conditioner befoooreeee shampoo?? I just wanted to know if it does any difference. ps I listened to June by Florence + the machine which really puts you in the mood.

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Could we just give a round of applause to the people who made coraline I mean like it's a one hour and 40 mins movie (I think) and it was all in stop motion soo thank you laika

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“We’ve been waiting for you, Steven.”

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Wish it could happen really ♥️♥️

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Aesthetics

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Embrace the awkwardness and weirdness

Me bishhh

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Hello there

Heyooo it's ya boi bobby, youre probably cringing now anyyyyway idk why I did this but I'll keep typing posts here and uploading photos I like (I hope you do to) sooo enjoy the ride I guess??