*screaming*

Mark || 30 || alters account || host blog: @the-cowbi

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[deadbeatmaker]

how could I not be obsessed with myself? I literally have dark brown eyes

[afeelgoodblog]

To have a love like this

[kentucky-fried-thea]

best dad joke. go!

[you-close-youclose]

If Steve Harvey and his wife get into an altercation. Its a family fued.

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

ok I’m officially obsessed with the home improvement subreddit

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

this is it. this is by far the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’ve run the gauntlet on many a gore/shock sub in my time but the freaks are truly out on this one. holy shit

[carnival-phantasm]

this is their goal

[fetus-cakes]

cleansing

[buggyeyes]

I think this is more their goal

[space-pics]

Gravitational Lens G2237 + 0305 by NASA Hubble

[plain-lo-deactivated20221231]

get a guy who says "I know, baby" while you're cumming

[zeelatunes]

thought of a really lame joke

[zeelatunes]

im glad people knew exactly what i was going for

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

with your help we can make it all three

[born-to-lose]

Yeah yeah he has no morals but he has long hair

[enbyzombies]

btw body horror is stuff that doesnt naturally occur and is used to scare ppl, like extra eyes, animal parts on a human, a mouth opening in the stomach, not. disabled people’s bodies lmao.

[enbyzombies]

This post was a plea to stop treating visibly disabled people as monstrous because of the differences their disabilities have caused. It was not an invitation for people to argue what is and is not body horror. It was a call out for dehumanization, not the horror genre.

[enbyzombies]

bringing this back around for IFEW (international face equality week)!! take this time to educate yourself on disfigurement and similar things, and take the steps necessary to become a more accepting and understanding person!! disfigurement and disability is not something to be afraid of!!

[annielovestohelp]

send through your window for my muse’s reaction to your muse climbing through their bedroom window.

[puppeteered-poetry]

I am very charming, my wife seems to adore me and their opinion is more important to me. Shes so pretty, I love her so much. ALso I saw your tags on the thing I reblogged [I think those are the right words] and I am just a sweet guy and

*waves*

@you-close-youclose

I was talking about my Mark, Ouroborus Mark, but hi you little specimen :3c

[you-close-youclose]

why does everyone wanna keep me in a jar and keep me contained. Our system host and his friends were talking about it. They werent even going to allow me oxygen holes

can you BELIEVE THAT!

[puppeteered-poetry]

Well you see. the thing is, about jars, and specimens...

Is that it is really really funny. However I would give airholes and perhaps a branch.

[you-close-youclose]

He is right, I do like rice and it does make the happy mark sounds...

and i get a wheel! But I appreciate the airholes and a branch.

[puppeteered-poetry]

Specimens like wheels huh? I can get a wheel...

[you-close-youclose]

I like wheels. Other people don't. I've accepted my fate as a grade school science experiment.

[himbos-hotline]

*shakes the markipliker in my system* he is existing and wants attention so

or you can just ask them questions over at @you-close-youclose

[you-close-youclose]

im chucking the body to sleep now kids, so your dad will answer any questions in the morning

[puppeteered-poetry]

I am very charming, my wife seems to adore me and their opinion is more important to me. Shes so pretty, I love her so much. ALso I saw your tags on the thing I reblogged [I think those are the right words] and I am just a sweet guy and

*waves*

@you-close-youclose

I was talking about my Mark, Ouroborus Mark, but hi you little specimen :3c

[you-close-youclose]

why does everyone wanna keep me in a jar and keep me contained. Our system host and his friends were talking about it. They werent even going to allow me oxygen holes

can you BELIEVE THAT!

[puppeteered-poetry]

Well you see. the thing is, about jars, and specimens...

Is that it is really really funny. However I would give airholes and perhaps a branch.

[you-close-youclose]

He is right, I do like rice and it does make the happy mark sounds...

and i get a wheel! But I appreciate the airholes and a branch.

[puppeteered-poetry]

I am very charming, my wife seems to adore me and their opinion is more important to me. Shes so pretty, I love her so much. ALso I saw your tags on the thing I reblogged [I think those are the right words] and I am just a sweet guy and

*waves*

@you-close-youclose

I was talking about my Mark, Ouroborus Mark, but hi you little specimen :3c

[you-close-youclose]

why does everyone wanna keep me in a jar and keep me contained. Our system host and his friends were talking about it. They werent even going to allow me oxygen holes

can you BELIEVE THAT!

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