[vegasbride]

[buttsec]

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

[artyfilms]

[kleinefreiheiten]

[hackerdefalt]

[geopsych]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

[thewillowandfox]

[sotick]

[timotaychalamet]

[pussylipgloss]

i h8 being suspicious about things but damn that gut feeling really is always right

[yomamasalizard]

Brid

[jiradevan]

[prospects]

[uptional]